Cancers are funny, intelligent, shy, and sometimes mean zodiac signs. when they are angry they will explode and give you what you got coming if you push their buttons. they are kind and goofy with their friends and loves having company. cancers will win every fight they have been in. sometimes they have troubles getting rid of toxic friendships because they hate being alone. even though they dont have a lot of friends in their circles, they have a lot of associates.
by Lenaaaaaaaaaaaa February 26, 2020
Get the Cancermug. by Big Nibba cult member August 9, 2018
Get the Cancermug. by generictopic June 6, 2018
Get the Cancer Stickmug. 
A type of disease developed in both Male testicles and Brain, available to only males. This particular disease targets brainwaves that end up repelling all Female Genomes in a sort of “Gets no Bitches” or “Where’s my hug at?” Type of manner. It also affects the surrounding Male genomes in a way that makes the other men want to WWE RKO the carrier, due to its brain cell killing radio waves and cringey and unfunny humor.
“I’m sorry son, I believe you have Hessticular Cancer”
“What does that mean doctor?”
“Long story short, you get no bitches”
“What does that mean doctor?”
“Long story short, you get no bitches”
by Hooey Macgoo April 6, 2023
Get the Hessticular Cancermug.