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15 paragraphs

A 15 paragraph long love confession someone writes to their best friend written in their notes app which ends the best friend rejecting them. However, this rejection further strengthens the friendship and turns into some sort of inside joke.

When one says they've been "15 paragraphed", they mean they've confessed their feelings to someone in a very grandiose manner, yet subsequently got rejected.
Suzie: Hey, I heard you confessed to Connor! How did you do it?
Izzie: I wrote an entire confession...it was 15 paragraphs long
Suzie: And?? How did it go?
Izzie: About that...
by Kittens241 January 14, 2024
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Jan 15

go touch someones ass day

if someone get offended tell em
person 1: yo yk what day it is?
person 2: what
person 1: *touchs ass*
person 2: BRO THATS GAY
person 1: not my fault its Jan 15 !
by little girl meow January 14, 2024
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1 Peter 1:15

Basically used in simple future tense. Can be described as offering sympathy or empathy for someone who’s made mistake towards you or someone you know in which affects your relationship with them. Casts a thought of forgiveness and shows they too deserve it.
“Give the man another chance, he’s sorry”
“He promises it won’t happen again”
“Give Ryker another chance he’s sorry”
“Show him 1 Peter 1:15 he’s really sorry”
by BIGMAN2405 January 16, 2024
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Iphone 15 pro max

some random brick that is expensive as fuck and breaks easily
Person 1:I just Got the new iphone 15 pro max
Person 2:Bro spent 1200$ for a brick that easily breaks
by studderblox January 20, 2024
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Issue 15

When you're having a session and you Jizz in her armpit making it look like Spider-Man's web wings on the front cover of Amazing Fantasy #15
Hey bro, I served her with an issue 15 at the weekend.

Spider-Man, Spider-Man,
I can do anything a spider can,
Look out here comes the Spider-Man
by A little seaman January 26, 2024
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July 15

The best day to be born,people born on this day are the best type of people and will be very successful and do well in life
I was born on the best day alive. JULY 15th
by Michael2003 April 5, 2023
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April 15

National give your girlfriend as many kisses as you can day
On April 15th Hang out with your girlfriend and kiss them as much as you can
by Isbjebwlwnskbwsj April 14, 2023
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