Lying in wait on Facebook chat until the object of your ambush appears in green, and then immediately sending them a message, commenting on something on their wall or tagging them in a post.
Flaming hot #1: Goddd I can never be on FB chat anymore, that creepshow Mitchell keeps chirping at me
Smokeshow Friend #1: That's the worst. Classic facebook ambush.
Smokeshow Friend #1: That's the worst. Classic facebook ambush.
by Brubes July 13, 2011
Get the Facebook ambush mug.Facebook trauma (or Status infliction) occurs when a 'friend' you sill have feelings for gushes about their new lover. A source of deep agony.
Facebook trauma examples...
- Can't wait to see my girl tonight ;-)
- Liam went from being "single" to "in a relationship" <3
- I have the best girlfriend ever!
- Here is a picture of us in one another's arms
- We're moving in together
- Cuddled up on the sofa watching telly
- Can't wait to see my girl tonight ;-)
- Liam went from being "single" to "in a relationship" <3
- I have the best girlfriend ever!
- Here is a picture of us in one another's arms
- We're moving in together
- Cuddled up on the sofa watching telly
by Supraxi September 6, 2011
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Someone on Facebook that not only has the same name as you, they also look freakishly like you.
Usually the first result in Google when you search for your name.
Possible proof of a massive secret clone program that took place in the mid 80s.
Usually the first result in Google when you search for your name.
Possible proof of a massive secret clone program that took place in the mid 80s.
Bloke 1: I added my Facebook twin as a friend last night, and now i'm sure some shady fuck in a suit is following me.
Bloke 2: Yeah, that's the Feds trying to cover up the massive clone program that took place in the 80s. You're fucked, dude!
Bloke 2: Yeah, that's the Feds trying to cover up the massive clone program that took place in the 80s. You're fucked, dude!
by deathbymaumau September 9, 2011
Get the Facebook Twin mug."Kevin is such a facebook friend whore....he doesn't have a clue about many of the people on his list."
"Debbie is very careful about who she accepts as friends on facebook....she's not THAT much of a facebook friend whore that she just accepts anyone!"
"Debbie is very careful about who she accepts as friends on facebook....she's not THAT much of a facebook friend whore that she just accepts anyone!"
by BlackRock Woman September 20, 2012
Get the facebook friend whore mug.the act of removing "friends" from your Facebook account every spring due to them not being your friend. Every school year leads to a build up of people on your Facebook account that you don't really know nor like, leading to an end year "purge" event known as Facebook spring cleaning.
by FBook Guru March 1, 2012
Get the Facebook spring cleaning mug.The idea that one shouldn't like a bar/restaurant/food/etc. before actually visiting or experiencing it.
“Geez, Steve, if you didn’t have so much Facebook Integrity you would have realized tonight is two dollar everythings at the bar!”
by The Real Alex Peters September 8, 2013
Get the Facebook Integrity mug.everyone has that uncle who is complaining on Facebook that Obama is making people gay or that Mexican Immigrants are taking over the world
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