October 24

International Suck ur Nan Day

Nan: i brought the cookies darling
Me: i told u to bring the condoms nan, not cookies
Nan: Well its October 24 we'll do it without the protection

by UrDadTheOneYouNeverHad October 22, 2019

October 24

the day that you get to celebrate your best friend all day no matter what.

also a day to get a fake bf/gf until November 1st

example 1:
hey jamie! let’s go out to eat to celebrate each other
why?
it’s October 24th

Hey brian will you be my fake boyfriend?

why?
it’s october 24

by skskskskskandiooooop October 23, 2019

October 24

Give your friend that starts with an R money but if they owe you they don’t anymore

Hey Robert you owe me $5

Robert: it’s October 24 not anymore

by Bigppxx October 23, 2019

October 24

Guys, it's only one week left to no nut November!

Don't forget to nut ;D

-Bro's only one week left until the worst month of the year.
-Yeah I know right it's October 24th!

by EPIG Gamer and Pig October 21, 2019

December 24

The fucking worst day ever. It’s the day before Christmas and it takes years for this day to get over with. If you try and go to sleep it’s fucking impossible.

Friend: hey bro it’s Christmas Eve!

Me: yeah?

Friend: it’s December 24, Christmas Eve so only one more day til Christmas.

Me: you mean a few more years

by Chicken tender bitch October 17, 2021

October 24

If this is your birthday your the sexiest person alive

"Hey man did you know that girls birthday is October 24? "
"That's why she is so cute"

by Homosexuality but homophobic January 27, 2021

November 24

Write your boyfriend a paragraph day
Write a paragraph to your boyfriend telling them how much you love them and how much they mean to you

Girl: hey it’s November 24 *sends boyfriend paragraph*
Boyfriend:aww what’s this for
Girl: it’s November 24 I love you

by Hash<3 November 23, 2021