Default date is not at the beginning of August when the US runs out of money as most people think. It's actually more of a "guys night out" form of male bonding.
The Default Date is when Boehner invites Cantor out to dinner and a movie at the end of July 2011 instead of working on the budget.
by docsterx July 31, 2011
Get the Default Datemug. When you are a senior and you date a freshman. You also post weird photos that make your entire school feel uncomfortable.
by That stud 1128 May 20, 2018
Get the Weird Datingmug. Person 1: "Jerry will you go on a picnic with me?"
Person 2: "No stupid ass were not dating"
Person 1 does not understand the term 'break up'
Person 2: "No stupid ass were not dating"
Person 1 does not understand the term 'break up'
by JerryDoesThings November 14, 2020
Get the were not datingmug. 
When you're horny and looking to fuck but pick the first opportunity instead of waiting for the good ones, resulting in less desirable results.
To avoid this, a friend with benefits can satisfy your needs or masturbate before you leave for the social event. This will ensure clarity of mind and more importantly clarity of sight.
To avoid this, a friend with benefits can satisfy your needs or masturbate before you leave for the social event. This will ensure clarity of mind and more importantly clarity of sight.
"Bro, I totally had the Date Munchies last night, she was a total Butterface once I came."
"Dude Gross! Stop picking the first Furby you see! You know that if you feed her dick after midnight she becomes a Gremlin!"
"Dude Gross! Stop picking the first Furby you see! You know that if you feed her dick after midnight she becomes a Gremlin!"
by Douchebag1111111111111111109 March 29, 2017
Get the Date Munchiesmug. When you ask your intimate partner to join your on a date during your shit break, and your sweet heart can sit by the toilet and chat with you while watching your cumming face and hearing your moans and having an existential crisis.
yy: hey honey, I am going to take a shit now, would you come and join me?
gg: yea sure! I’ll come with you.
.....after 3 minutes, yy starts to actually popping.
gg: so why am I here? (Snitching nose)
yy: because I just invited you to a SHIT DATE.
gg: yea sure! I’ll come with you.
.....after 3 minutes, yy starts to actually popping.
gg: so why am I here? (Snitching nose)
yy: because I just invited you to a SHIT DATE.
by ygygwang March 7, 2019
Get the shit datemug. Another boring definitions along with name definitions and they are also plagued all over the dictionary
At least they are not sex definitions
At least they are not sex definitions
Date definitions be like
October 17:hug ppl
October 18:u either slap someone ass or kiss some and ask to get love or all
And if you go vvote then they are almost everything is name definitions and the thing that I am talking about
October 17:hug ppl
October 18:u either slap someone ass or kiss some and ask to get love or all
And if you go vvote then they are almost everything is name definitions and the thing that I am talking about
by Player2170(roblox arsenal guy) October 18, 2019
Get the Date definitionsmug.