Hey Squidward shut the fuck up

I don't know what your problem is, man. I have 30 minutes for lunch and I'm spending them here, alright? There's no one behind me in line; so what if I took an extra 10 seconds to order. Who cares, man. You really are something else, you know that? Y-you lash out at people, and why? Because you hate your job? News flash, ASSHOLE. Everyone hates their job. I work at the grocery store; I have to deal with bullshit all the time too. But I don't act like a sarcastic prick with customers. You know, Squidward, this town does not like you, and it's not because you're some kind of misunderstood artist, or-or genius, or we just don't get you, it's because you're mean. Alright? Look at Spongebob. He works in front of a hot grill all day, but we all like him, and you know why? Because he's NICE. He says HELLO to us. Look man, I don't wanna be this type of customer, you know, I-I don't like to start fights with folks, but like, y-you can't do that, alright? And I'm not gonna call out Mr. Krabs or anything, I-I just wanna get my food and go. Please learn from this. Alright? Thank you.

What can I get you TODAY sir?
Hey Squidward shut the fuck up.

by This guy man... March 21, 2025

Shut up

Shut up means when someone wants you to stop talking asshole

So did you hear about my son? Blhahahahaha SHUT UP

by SHUT UP karen no one cared October 2, 2020

Shut The Fuck Up Day

a whole day where you don't talk about "Anti Fur Day" or whatever the fuck is going on anymore.

Person 1: "Oh crap! Tomorrow's Fur Day-"
Person 2: "and today is Shut The Fuck Up day! so keep it down with those holidays, will ya?!"

by NastyMoth December 19, 2020

power shut down

Power Shut Down
When a person is stopped from making any moves, many times by a set of unknown players.

John was working on getting the manger spot but he was power shut down by the staff and didn't even know it.

by Doc16 February 16, 2017

normalize shutting the fuck up

Embrace this concept whenever you want to say something that will make things worse

Seth: "Hey! You know what? I think that your choice of food for this party. - interrupted by Blake"
Blake: "Normalize shutting the fuck up! I love free food and so should everyone."
Seth: "Why am I such a miserable twat?"
Blake: "Keep talking! That makes sense...ha!!!"

by von groovy August 3, 2024

SHUT THE FUCK UP

be quiet

Charactersamhatepage:Do you know what lips means?

Korpsy:shut the fuck up

Charactersamhatepage: You see, lips are-

Korpsy: You see, shut the fuck up means to shut the fuck up and die and a little bit more of BE QUIET

by Korpsy_ July 21, 2021

shut up

the greatest video game of all time

hey man have you played shut up?

by thyneceo January 27, 2024