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Ya Boi Kash Money

Da realest nigga dat ever existed. He be real as a mug. He be so real, his name be copy right and you aint finna post his legal name on da web. Nigga so real his DNA be readin “Realest Ass Nigga”. Nigga so real he be getin his zeit wa za3tar from falasteen. Kash Money so real da bank don’t even check his bejamins to see if dey fake. Ya Boi so real he drinks his milk straight outta cow tities. Ya Boi so real, DPS aint even gotta see his ID, Nigga flies for free, cops pull him over and pay him to get his autograph. Kash Money Coperation in dis mug. Nigga realer den real.
A nigga: Yo Big Sam, what it is with Kash Money?
Big Sam: Ya Boi Kash Money DA REALEST nigga out der. Nigga dont play.
by TimFromAutoZone June 17, 2018
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Commonly cited for section C paragraph 12, "it is unlawful for any fiancé, girlfriend, spouse or friend to deny time with the boys."
Sorry babe, the gaming with the boys act of 1996 prohibits me from spending time with you tonight.
by Rights for the boys May 13, 2021
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My Sweet Baby Boy

The most perfect guy I could ever ask for. he makes me fall more in love with him every single day. thank you for everything baby. I pinky promise to love you forever.
by I luv u June 1, 2023
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The Boy Who Cried Photoshop

This person denounces everything out of the ordinary as being photo shopped. To them, nothing is real and everything is fake. They're the type of person who believe the moon landing was faked.
Dude 1: "Hey man, I saw you got the shit kicked out of you by Chad at the frat party yesterday."
Dude 2: "Proof?"
Dude 1: *Shows picture of dude 2 laying on the floor and getting stomped on by Chad*
Dude 2: "That's photoshop! That never happened!"
Dude1: "Suuuuure it was dude, seems like you're full of ilos to me... You know that story about the boy who cried wolf? You're the boy who cried photoshop!"
by NoYouMan May 10, 2017
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Tall White Boy Syndrome

A deadly disease that afflicts Tall White Boys, mostly seen in those 5'10" (178 cm) or above and who play a sport of some kind. Those ridden by the disease are of college age, and are usually studying a management or business degree or are in over their heads on an engineering pursuit. Tall White Boy Syndrome's symptoms manifest most readily in cohorts. That it to say, the more Tall White Boys there are in a group, the more likely you are to see signs of Tall White Boy Syndrome. You can tell if someone is affected by Tall White Boy Syndrome by the way they act around other Tall White Boys: If incessant talk about "bitches" and "hoes" proceeds, with multiple jokes or harsh comments made about race, queer folk, or women, they most likely suffer form Tall White Boy Syndrome.
Symptoms include:
Wearing pit vipers, boatshoes, crocs, white Nike tube socks, Air Force 1s, Lululemon shorts, Vineyard Vines, etc.
Engaging in "locker room talk" and saying vile things that they wouldn't dare say to their mother, sister, or girlfriend
Inviting girls out to drink at 10:00 PM on a Tuesday night
Dropping slurs like there's no tomorrow
Fighting other Tall White Boys after drinking one too many Trulys
Taking off their shirt at every possible opportunity, most commonly during beach volleyball games
Tall White Boy Syndrome can happen to any type of Tall White Boy, but is most commonly seen in gym influencers, frat boys, or lacrosse players.
"And then after I explained to him that I was asexual, he told me that I just hadn't had good enough sex yet. Then he said that he could 'fix me'!! What the FUCK!"
"Oh yeah, that's definitely Brock. He suffers from Tall White Boy Syndrome."

"Well, yeah, I'm fine with gay people, I just wish that they didn't make being gay their whole personality!"
"Hmmm... I sense a severe case of Tall White Boy Syndrome."

If you see a Tall White Boy make casual jokes about sexually harassing "that hot chick over there", they most likely suffer from Tall White Boy Syndrome.
by AverageHeightMan July 8, 2022
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Old School lover boy

a boy who prefers to go watch a movie or a good dinner instead of one night stands

In my personal definition a Old school Lover Boy is a near perfect guy to find. Charming, Romantic and loyal
OSLB: Im a old school lover boy

Girl 1: Oh. You that kind of a boy

Girl 2: the most perfect boy and dreamy to find
by Incognitolover October 8, 2021
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Level 1 Pizza Boy

Not a level 99 Mob Boss and is the starting level of any incoming mafia member, as depicted by the super realistic mafia game: Mafia City.
Oh wow, look at that level 1 pizza boy. I bet he forgot to trip over a rock and level up after breaking his spine.
by TheoSharpe January 5, 2019
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