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Balls to contact

1. An adverbial phrase expressing how incredibly awful something is in the extreme (from the sense that it is so bad, one would put balls directly on it in an act of degradation)

2. A somewhat ironic adverbial phrase that expresses utter honesty in how good something is (from the previous definition, but implying either an irony through the use of a disgusting phrase or that one loves something so much they would put their balls on it).
1. That was balls to contact the worst concert I've ever heard.

2. This is balls to contact the best beer I've had in a long time.
by kdiggitydog June 16, 2010
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Balls

by Large whale with scissors January 6, 2023
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big flat balls

big flat balls means nobalsnodic
by Quandale Dingle The 1st September 2, 2022
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No balls texting

To only have balls to text people shit, not to actually say it to their face.
No balls texting: when one room mate doesn't have the balls to say things to your face so they resort to texting you.
by Kickit kid December 15, 2011
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Trash at 8 ball

Oh my god your so trash at 8 ball just like Rachel franco
by Da d dyy April 19, 2019
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Logay Balls

Logay balls a boy named logan that is super gay and throws his white stuff at you.
"Logay balls why do you have white stuff on you're back."
by Logay you know me December 1, 2023
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Dodge ball

A game in which you try to hit your opponent in the head by throwing a Dodge motorcar at them.

They, presumably, attempt to dodge you by ducking out of the way.
This game, popularised by Uncyclopedia, is no fun at all. Those Dodge balls really hurt!
by bitchuck May 25, 2025
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