Grayson syndrome

When an adolescent male spends the entire duration of its life sitting down on a gaming chair like the teenage Humpty Dumpty, causing a moon like Crater fossilized print of its ass deep into the layers of the chair, several years suffering with Grayson syndrome you could become locked into the shape of an "L" with spinal problems and poor digestion, could cause little pecker syndrome and chaffing of the anus to produce a milky green ooze to emit from the anal cavity.

Fuck that kid plays to much cookie clicker he's gonna get Grayson syndrome!

by Niccnewman November 11, 2025

I'm so good syndrome

When you think you're so skilled, but in reality it's your teammates/characters that are doing all the heavy lifting. Resorting in you falling behind.

Josh: "wow I thought this game was supposed to be hard, I've cleared 11 stages already! I'm the best at this game". In reality Josh pulled a 5 star hero early on.

Josh was later on team wiped on stage 15, for disregarding lobby upgrades, and for not paying attention to his hero's needs/upgrades; Thus he has I'm so good syndrome.

by GRimmyWImmy November 12, 2025

The Last Jedi Syndrome

The Last Jedi Syndrome or TLJS for short. Is when a sequel of the film, book, series or game ended spitting the face of the last product by changing the continuity unorganically, insulting the audience love of the character by killing or derailing them, disrespecting the source material like adding something that breaks the story, changing the genres (if done poorly) or mocking the audience for liking the last product and/or throwing the original creator under the bus.

Reviewer: The Last Jedi ended up splitting the fandom due to Rian Johnson making the sequel that spit on the face of The Force Awakens and the whole of Star Wars up to this point due to derailing Luke Skywalker along with adding stuff that breaks the source material thus it the reason why it is called The Last Jedi Syndrome or TLJS if you want to short it.

by CherubPrime November 14, 2025

Mad jacker’s syndrome

A guy or gal that is addicted to masturbation especially while on meth.

David had ‘mad jacker’s syndrome’ and almost went blind, but he’s recovered now!

by Papi_chulo_OG November 14, 2025

Schumer Syndrome

When one of your boys thinks they’re a comedic genius, but really a lame ass cornball. Just like Amy Schumer.

“We got a floater”
“So funny , gang u need to test for Schumer Syndrome”

by Ahhhh12345 November 17, 2025

Tip of the boat syndrome

The person infront of the boat has higher chances if catching fish.

Tip of the boat syndrome-

Bob is on the tip of the boat controlling the trolling motor.

John is in the back.

Bob will catch more fish than John.

by Phylosofist November 25, 2025

Apple-Cork Syndrome

Where a tuft of hair found near the back of the scalp sticks up, resembling an apple stem. This is most commonly caused by a double crown. While mostly being unwanted and unintentional, some style their hair this way for aesthetic reasons.

Look at Brian's hair, he's got Apple-Cork Syndrome.

by alius alibabwaus November 26, 2025