Cock Slap

When your about to nut and you slap your boyfriend with your cock then nut on the dog beside him.

You wanna get this Cock Slap tonight hunnybun

by Giant Testicles December 05, 2019

Tail Cock

The act of a person wearing a strap-on on the behind while they fuck from the front.

"I'm not getting tail cocked by my wife's boyfriend ever again."

by Bigmacpattysmack June 02, 2021

gassed cock

When a couple is spooning, she farts on his cock and it's smelly.

Girl: Babe, I'm sorry I just farted
Guy: Damn babe, now I got a gassed cock.

by whitemamatotator August 10, 2021

Cock

The yummy gooshy my uncle gives me.

Person 1) what have you been up to??

Person2) oh just getting some cock

by Daddypenisman37 February 20, 2022

cock blockdown

(n) When a global pandemic lockdown prevents one from scoring sexually.

See "cock block".

1) "I'm so horny, and I don't know when I'll get laid. I wish this cock blockdown was over."

2) "new covid 19 regulations in place: we are in cock blockdown"

by cattwoood September 24, 2020

Cock Ballin

Opposite of Ball Cockin; Cock Ballin is when your penis tip is hanging passed your scrotum.

kooman: “forgot to turn the fan on last night bro i woke up hangin and swangin”

jewman: “bro same i might’ve even been cock ballin”

by TommyKale22 April 01, 2022

cock mongler

someone who loves something so much that they defend everything about it and try to make it seem better, alternative to dick rider

"shut the fuck up Timmy you cock mongler, the holocaust will always be a fucking abysmal tragedy!"

by Upright Almond June 04, 2023