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Balls are swingin'

A slang term that loosely correlates to "I'm living the dream" or "life is good". If my balls are still swinging, I ain't dead yet.
Tony: Yo, wassup dawg?
Jeff: Oh, you know. Balls are swingin'.
by Devonelle February 6, 2015
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rice-balling

Person A: “Hey, I just got some tea bags today!”
Person B: “Nice, dude! I’m going to Tokyo tomorrow for some rice-balling with this cute guy I met on Grindr! Don’t worry if I don’t respond; I’m gonna have my mouth full!”
by Orchid Palmer February 9, 2018
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Ball cheese

The cheese on your balls that smell and on your stick pull it back and you find more
Hey dude I can smell your ball cheese wash your balls.
by Thecheesemastersmeller October 13, 2021
mugGet the Ball cheesemug.

Old Balls

Holy shit, Sean Paddy Murphy has old balls! They’re going into his asshole!!!
by Old Balls Murphy November 17, 2023
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Balls

The soggy and drooping matter that usually weighs anywhere between 1 gram and 15 gigatonnes. This riveting colored solid substance is typically found within male specimens, hanging miserably below his penis, which is 2 inches. This can also be used as a metaphor when describing one's bravery. Another way it can be used is to nut off, which males like you do in your mom's basement every night.
Thaqif has got some big bubalicious balls!
Harold's balls look like withered raisins...
I used my balls to nut off last night!
That dude's got some balls asking my mom out.
by Gigaindianchad May 17, 2022
mugGet the Ballsmug.

Head The Ball

A general term for a footie cunt, in polite company. Saves you shouting "you fucking fat cunty retard" when you can use the politer term "head the ball'. Originally meaning idiot in Ireland and widely adopted by people how detest football / football supporters.
twat: some shit about the game
me: please fuck off you head the ball twat
by JonnTeee December 17, 2021
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No Balls

the sacred phrase used by the boys that can make any man do anything
by shrimp dic November 20, 2020
mugGet the No Ballsmug.

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