Bowling ball

A bowling ball is an object that has several uses:
Bowling
Unclogging toilets
Musical instrument
Fleshlight
Clothes
Performing surgeries
Lobotomies
Killing
Playing Plants vs. Zombies
Giving birth
Building a spaceship
Etc.

Person A: Hey man, look at this sick bowling ball I bought yesterday.
Person B: Cool! Wanna go bowling?
Person A: Bowling? I'm using it as a musical instrument. *Plays an epic guitar solo using the bowling ball*
Person B: What the actual fuck.

The art of bowling balls, my children.

by skippythetoiletfan April 7, 2024

Keegan C. Ball

Keegan C. Ball is a specialist in the art of the griddy. Keegan was born somewhere on a day in a year between now and then and he has take this time to perfect his art and will continue to do so till his last breath. Keegan C. Ball is truly a man of the future and is working to make the world a better place every day with his alpha male attitude that he uses on the daily to sweep the competitive field of big 2. Keegan C. Ball is also known for losing money in the recent 2024 super bowl but he did in fact get the Gatorade colour correct. What a legend.

Person 1: Keegan C. Ball just stole my bitch
Person 2: Are you surprised?
Person 1: no.

by MrMeseek April 7, 2024

Balls

Balls are very bouncy and crunchy. You can grab them and play with them. You can stroke them real good.

"Man, my balls itch"
"My homie is stroking my balls. It ain't gay if it's with the homies."

by Minkol April 8, 2024

Snowy Mountain Balls Sandwich

A meatball sandwich or meatball sub that is topped with granulated sugar.

Erk: Lou what are you eating?

Lou: A snowy mountain balls sandwich

by Lou9896 April 8, 2024

ball licker

a man who kisses another mans genitalia in hopes of gaining favour of said man

eg:that man is such a ball licker

by gayhoe1234569 April 8, 2024

nigga balls

nigga balls are black mostly large and low hanging testicals, originating from the common missconception that black people have big testicles

you got some real nigga balls

by TheLegendKuchi April 10, 2024

Ball pudding

1. The accumulation of fecal matter that builds up if you don't look after you wipe to make sure it's clean along with the lack of showering while wearing the same underwear for over a month;. 2. The residue left behind from sexual intercourse with unhygienic vaginas splattered across the ball sack built up after over a month of not showering

Jesse's ball pudding killed my nymphomaniac sex drive, which was impressive to say the least.

by Betty2theboobs69 April 10, 2024