Kentucky Fast Ball

When you cum into your hand and throw it at your sister

Dude last night I pulled a Kentucky Fast Ball on my sister !

by RiasBloodRose September 6, 2016

balls like mashed potatoes

Is a vivid and crude way of describing severe trauma or injury to someone's testicles (potatoes), implying they have been so badly crushed or damaged that they are no longer in their normal shape or condition. This expression is used to emphasize the extent of the injury and the extreme pain associated with it.

Guy 1: Fuck he crushed his nuts on the rail!
Guy 2: I bet he has balls like mashed potatoes now!

by DaveDH June 14, 2024

Serve ball check

When, before participating in a threesome, you have to discard a few people so it doesn't turn into an orgy. You have a quick look at them and select the fittest.

- So, did you fuck all of them?
- Nah, I serve ball checked them quick and tossed the ones who were still unnaked

by fikconker October 22, 2016

Sussy balls

When your sus but you like anime amd your a baka

you:You a blood

me:shut up i am a crip you sussy balls

by LEMONSMOKI October 27, 2021

Ball Shitter

Someone who shits on other peoples balls

"Oh stop shitting on my balls!"
"you didn't just shit on my balls did you.." "yeah, i did"
"mate your an actual ball shitter"

by Spunky_SpiderZ October 14, 2023

Ass Money Balls

Used to tell someone asking for money or wanting to give money (usually online) to fuck off.

Bot: Hey cutie buy my onlyfans. ;) Limited offer of 80% off for a full month.
You: Bro, ass money balls!

or,
Perv: Hey there, I'm willing to give you a weekly allowance if you give me phone sex and be my online gf.
You: (traumatized) helllllll no ass money balls

by Ray 314329 December 14, 2024

cheese ball dan

Is a fraud who will ruin your life by emotionally scaring you by telling you his isn't Dan and he doesn't like cheese ball

Cheese ball Dan makes me want to die

by Cheese ball Dan fan account 1 September 23, 2021