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Ball-brainer

A person whose entire brain is occupied by football — strategy, goals, matches, and even their dreams are football matches.
They're either a football genius, a delulu baller, or both.
He skipped a wedding to watch the UCL final — total ball-brainer.
by Pitch Princess June 12, 2025
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Ball

Noun - used to describe a girl you are talking to in a more than friends way but not in a relationship with. The person is typically highly contested for. The term "my ball" has been popularised by content creator and rapper DDG when referring to India Love, another popular social media personality. When saying "my ball" the user of the term is referring to sport and their "possession" of the woman in question.
"yo bro that's my ball" "bro my ball being dribbled by another guy right now" "that's my ball there back off bro"
by refthat'sourball June 12, 2025
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full of cock and balls

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by abooshky November 21, 2021
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Niggers balls

Niggers balls are dark toned guy balls
Can i choke on those niggers balls?
by Stipan November 21, 2021
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Balls

by Bnemajin November 22, 2021
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balled

Can be used to describe "You got knocked out" or "You got killed"
by burd87 April 2, 2024
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give me them balls

When a person is attracted to someone’s male genitals they’ll scream “give me them balls” and then go into a ritual singing “jiggly jig jiggly jig jiggly jiggly jiggly jig!” And use their hands to try and tickle their balls.
Give me them BALLS!” -tickle action with hands
by Jiggle jiffy April 4, 2024
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