folk boy syndrome

the disease contracted by knowing/meeting/listening to too many cute folk boy americana musicians

symptoms include:
-shakes
-vertigo
-nausea

-insomnia
-death

ever since she went to that americana set, with the 70s boys and their harmonicas she’s felt sick, i think she might have folk boy syndrome

by itsmeifyourewondering November 2, 2025

Trials Syndrome

When you've just died after doing really well in a hard level and on your next attempt you're suddenly doing horribly.

Named after the "Trials" franchise.

Aw come on, I've got trials syndrome now!

by The Omega Fan May 3, 2020

mucus fishing syndrome

Mucus fishing syndrome is when you anally fist a persons asshole, gather large amounts of ass mucus and place the anal mucus onto the persons eyeballs.

The doctor told her she had mucus fishing syndrome. Her eyes were glazed over with ass mucus.

by Hugh jassle September 30, 2020

IMMM Syndrome

IMMM Syndrome or “I Miss My Man Syndrome” occurs when a girl, well, misses her man. Usually used by girls in healthy relationships 🙂 ↕️ She’s usually always talking about him. She even misses him even if they were separated but a few minutes earlier

“Laila is always talking about her boyfriend, it’s genuinely so annoying” “She can’t help it. She has IMMM Syndrome 🤷🏾 ♀️”

by @pp1ec00chi3 November 23, 2024

Jeff syndrome

When you ship a car worth nothing and freak out from the moment it gets picked up. You think that someone is trying to steal your car and you are very upset and confused that no one is updating you every second of the process.

man that guy suffers from Jeff Syndrome

by redmanrunning23 June 2, 2022

cannelloni syndrome

When someone's got a serious craving for ladies with mondo bazongas, kinda like how you can't resist that big, stuffed cannelloni at the Italian joint. It's not just a preference, it's a whole syndrome - they see a gal with a large chest and bam, they're hooked like it's all-you-can-eat pasta night

Every time we hit the beach, it's the same story with Dave. Sees a girl with a big rack and he's totally zoned out. Poor guy, serious case of Cannelloni Syndrome."

by BigBoy$2 January 24, 2024

Locked-In Syndrome

LIS also known as Locked-In Syndrome is a common disease where "quirky" and not always intelligent Generation Alpha children have every muscle in their body stop working and can only blink and look up and down. This includes but is not limited to: 3rd graders, 4th graders, 5th graders/ and select 6th graders.

person: "Timmy said his friend was, "locked in" yesterday, hah!"
Timmy's friend: *trying to blink in Morse code to tell you it's Locked-In Syndrome, not locked in, two completely different things.

by Thank God Im Not Gen Alpha April 8, 2024