V.O.N.A. Syndrome

V = VICTIM
O = OF
N = NO
A = ASIAN

SYNDROME

A) Dude...Prom is coming and I still can't find any cute Asian chicks to ask.
B) Daym. You have V.O.N.A. Syndrome

A) Aye mang, help me pull a pton on all the Asian chicks in our school so i can decide which one to hit on.
B) Our school has V.O.N.A. Syndrome man, there AREN'T any Asian girls in our school.

by xTempOPx May 17, 2010

Bitcoin Derangement Syndrome (BDS)

A condition observed in long-term Bitcoin participants, typically those involved for a decade or more, marked by a profound disillusionment with the current state of Bitcoin and its community. These individuals, often early investors who have become wealthy due to Bitcoin's growth, find themselves at odds with the evolving narratives and cultural shifts within the Bitcoin ecosystem. Feeling estranged by what they perceive as a departure from Bitcoin's original principles and intentions, they exhibit behaviors that contrast sharply with their initial commitment to Bitcoin. This may include supporting alternative cryptocurrencies, engaging in questionable practices, or completely disassociating from the Bitcoin community. The syndrome is indicative of the broader internal conflicts over the direction, values, and identity of the cryptocurrency community.

He used to be such a good Bitcoiner, now suffering from Bitcoin Derangement Syndrome (BDS) often attacking Bitcoin and peddling shitcoins to his audience.

by A person111222333 November 16, 2023

M25 Syndrome

A Person who was born in London who has no knowledge of anything past the M25, usually they tend to think everything past Watford is just countryside. They also think everything in London still applies to outside of London.

"I hate people who think the north is just nothing, they all have fucking m25 syndrome"

by ItsFound March 26, 2024

torpidus Dilatory Syndrome (TDS)

A disease causing one to be late or tardy

Bobs family told him the wedding started at 4 pm when it actually started at 5 , because they knew Bob suffered from Torpidus Dilatory Syndrome (TDS)

by Trevor Smafs December 31, 2022

Jesus Syndrome

When a person believes someone (who won or didn't win the presidency, politicians in general) or some fairytale entity (jesus, the devil) is responsible for why their lives suck and bad things always happen to them and allow those entities to instill fear (fear of going to hell, fear of becoming "cattle breeding" by men if Trump wins etc). A true adult takes accountability and responsibility for their own life, outcomes, happiness, and as such creates the life they want without blaming anyone else. Blaming others keeps one in a state of being a child, sheeple, as they never grow up and are truly responsible for their own actions.

Better watch what you say to John Doe, he suffers Jesus Syndrome and will use it as ammunition to never do anything in life and swear you were the reason his entire life was ruined forever.

by GO DJ HaKa November 16, 2024

Bon Jovi Syndrome

When someone in the band has the band named after their last name (Like Jon Bon Jovi) so, people mostly call the lead singer or whoever has the last name the band name.

Do you think Eddie Van Halen gets the Bon Jovi Syndrome treatment?

by AthenaRoseJones February 19, 2022

Elliot stinks so I beat them syndrome

Disorder in which you are above elliot in any physical mental or other way possible. This is un over rideable by any other disorder or cause

Gabe-"I love you"
Elliot-"I love you more"
Gabe "you can't cause i have 'elliot stinks so I beat them syndrome '"

by Sunnyquartz January 7, 2024