Jeff syndrome

When you ship a car worth nothing and freak out from the moment it gets picked up. You think that someone is trying to steal your car and you are very upset and confused that no one is updating you every second of the process.

man that guy suffers from Jeff Syndrome

by redmanrunning23 June 2, 2022

syndrome

a combination of symptoms that occur regularly together, or a disease defined by a group of linked symptoms.

an uncommon syndrome in which white blood cell production is disrupted.

by Arminkshipper June 16, 2024

Locked-In Syndrome

LIS also known as Locked-In Syndrome is a common disease where "quirky" and not always intelligent Generation Alpha children have every muscle in their body stop working and can only blink and look up and down. This includes but is not limited to: 3rd graders, 4th graders, 5th graders/ and select 6th graders.

person: "Timmy said his friend was, "locked in" yesterday, hah!"
Timmy's friend: *trying to blink in Morse code to tell you it's Locked-In Syndrome, not locked in, two completely different things.

by Thank God Im Not Gen Alpha April 8, 2024

mucus fishing syndrome

Mucus fishing syndrome is when you anally fist a persons asshole, gather large amounts of ass mucus and place the anal mucus onto the persons eyeballs.

The doctor told her she had mucus fishing syndrome. Her eyes were glazed over with ass mucus.

by Hugh jassle September 30, 2020

sensitive throat syndrome (s.t.s)

the burning feeling you get in the back of your throat after smoking pot

I can't smoke anymore, I have sensitive throat syndrome (s.t.s) .

by C.Nebula September 22, 2017

Highway Patrol Syndrome

Highway Patrol Syndrome is a highly contagious condition caused by the sheer awesomeness of the Sheriff’s Office, making highway patrol officers irresistibly want to transfer. In Mecklenburg County alone, seven cases have been reported in the last two days.

Wow MCSO is so awesome, I guess I have Highway Patrol Syndrome.

by Samuel Shunk August 22, 2025

Friday Night Syndrome

The impulse or compulsion to go out and get wild on a Friday night. Not doing so leaves one with either sadness or depression

"I can't stay at home and do nothing. I need to head to the club or my Friday Night Syndrome will kick in"

by MordecaiWrote August 13, 2021