ball up top

When faced with a difficult or emotionally charged situation, "ball up top" is used to keep composure and handle the problem with a calm, controlled demeanor.

In September 2024, X user @kfmsr discovered he was not the parent of his alleged child. He responded to this statement with a calm demeanor, retweeting "She ain't mine. Ball up top 🚶🏿 ♂️".

I found out my long-distance girlfriend was not taking 'night shifts' at her job. Ball up top.

by lilwizardry September 14, 2024

balls

testicles

balls

by anonymous February 11, 2023

Suction cup balls

1. When your penis is so deep inside your lovers vagina that your balls make a mwaahp sound cuz youve pounded her so deep,besides putting her but sleep,you create a suction with your balls on her vagina.

"Boy,i went deep in her."
"How deep was that?"
"Boy i went suction cup balls deep!"
"Wow,thats astonishing! Nothing is deeper than that kind sir."

by Desertbushido July 3, 2023

Spag-ball

A slur that is used to insult bitchy and retarded people

Person 1: All white people are racist
Person 2: shut the fuck up you spag-ball

by slurmaker June 23, 2022

puff balling

To take a puff ball (type of fungi) and use it for simulated war in forested areas.

"Oh man , those Silverstreakers went hard core puff balling last night and actually killed some one with those puff balls."

by a man a plan a canal panama September 15, 2006

Asterisk 9 ball game

New additional rules for 9 ball..

* winning with ball in hand.

-* making a high quality shot you made 50%

** making 9 ball with que ball not on intention

-** making a higher quality shot you made 15%

*** making 9 ball with double kiss

-*** making a 2 ball combination on the 9 ball

****making 9 ball with 2 ball hit not on intention

-**** making a 3 ball combination on the 9 ball

***** making 9 ball with 3 ball hit not on intention

-***** making a 4 ball combination on the 9 ball.

This is my Asterisk 9 ball game rules. Have fun with them.

by Kuehlstein May 7, 2018

Trans Ball Lock

When a trans girl's mustache hair tangles up with your ball hair while shes performing oral

I forgot to shave before Destiny went down on me last night and we wound up stuck in a Trans Ball Lock

by Degenerate Swamp May 5, 2023