Dumbasperger's Syndrome

A momentary, yet complete loss of one's train of thought. Typically after a long night of drinking and/or cocaine use. Individuals suffering from Dumbasperger's syndrome may start multiple tasks, that remain unfinished until a later date and/or time.

Ashtray: "Dude, when I got home I stared at my computer for 15 minutes trying to remember what I was doing."

Fester: "Sounds like Dumbasperger's Syndrome to me. Did you did you ever figure out what you were doing?"

Ashtray: "What?"

by Birddog69 November 24, 2011

Auto-Dido Syndrome

The phenomena of individuals who purposely or subconsciously seek out partners who they know will hurt and/or abandon them. It is usually manifests from unresolved commitment and self-image issues. It is named for Queen Dido of the Aeneid and her desolation and death following her affair with Aeneas.

We all know why he dated her, he hasn't addressed his Auto-Dido Syndrome.

by Dr.Yankee May 7, 2024

Political Syndrome

When a discussions become extremely polarized and no chance for searching a common ground, just as politician did

Political syndrome is poisoning our modern discussions

by Sir. B January 27, 2022

Harshit Syndrome

A type of sudden medical condition where a person starts replying with just two words, possibly, 'ok' and 'lol'.
Upon further inspection it is found that the condition might just have been inherit and develops by puberty.

Swapnil:"Hey Geezer, what's happening?"
Harshit:"lol"

Swapnil:"Bruh uk u always reply with lol say something more than that, for once atleast."
Harshit:"ok"

Swapnil:"Is it what they call Harshit Syndrome?"
Harshit:"ok"

by Attack Helicopterd u nerd December 30, 2023

Allan syndrome

struggling spelling words when they have a good idea while writing it fast, the words become alien language and no one can read it.

Allan: i have pogers urbenealbfbrieb ajfg rj
Me: what??? Speak english
Friend: it’s Allan syndrome

by Kyrizh8652 June 1, 2021

big head syndrome

when they have a fat dope sack, an think they are a baller, till the sack is alll gone!

as soon as he traded his car for all that dope, HE GOT BIG HEAD SYNDROME an he started barkin orders at people, when its all gone, he will be askin for a handout from me, again

by D4RK5IDE March 4, 2011

EYEBALL SYNDROME

when you close your eyes and your eyeball starts tingly keeping you awake

james has eyeball syndrome he cannot sleep

by froboi65 May 23, 2018