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Free Palestine Syndrome

A delusional disorder typified by Holocaust inversion, terrorism apologetics, and primeval Islamic Jew hate which is highly contagious among Western liberals. Social media exacerbates the symptoms. There is no known treatment.
In my Middle Eastern Studies course in college, I mentally masturbated till my brain turned into a Penistine and blew a hot sticky load of Akbar up my own ass. In other words, I now suffer from “Free Palestine Syndrome” (also known as “Palestine Liberation Syndrome”)
by Helmut_1 October 8, 2025
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Obey The Walrus Syndrome

A video that is only scary or disturbing thanks to one single element used in the video, typically music.

This can be demonstrated by changing the music in the original "Obey The Walrus" video to something more upbeat and happy. The video loses it's "scariness" and just becomes a random set of unrelated footage with some pop songs over it.
Person A: dude this video I found on Reels is so fucking scary, look at this.

Person B: that's only scary because of the music, proper Obey the Walrus Syndrome there buddy.
by rollacethejazzmaster October 8, 2025
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zuchiniman syndrome

Beyond sigma syndrome, where a man realizes not many men around him are his equal in Spirit, Emotion or Physical masculinity, so he forgoes the shemales and witchpipes around him for turning his friends into little potatoes or mozzarella balls,
eventually He starts sayin weird shit to scare the really shitty bitches away, like 'Hail Satan' with the inevitably fear, laughter and urinating sound onto the proverbial ragweeds rag panties. 'GodBless' he continues.
At some point, I think I'd rather be damned fucking piece of broccoli than married you know?
My two besties with testiculars and great vernacular of modernity, Hell and sin, cannot understand why being Christian is like offering free candy on Halloween for crazy yitchens. Yeet those bitches straigh to Hell says Saint Josh of Hell, Satan's Gatekeeper, who lived his complete and absolute entire fucking life with zuchiniman syndrome.
by sinrlifemattrs October 10, 2025
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Mawlana Syndrome

A disease that causes the infected to believe they are more important than others and larger than life. Symptoms include delusion, humorless jokes, and an inability to properly communicate with others.
Friend 1: What is wrong with that guy Ejmen over there? Hes been acting mad weird recently?
Friend 2: Dont pay him any attention, he is suffering from Mawlana Syndrome, but it should wear off in a couple of months.
by Hdnhdhd October 10, 2025
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slang gray syndrome

Somebody even do as little as virtually access world of dirty word through network connection to see world of adults and maybe go into sad stinky boo boo land full of demon
Dirty animal name of Satan and God suffer slang gray syndrome understand all sad pipes full a doo doo.
by sinrlifemattrs October 11, 2025
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Carly Syndrome

The willingness to do fuck all, no aspiration to work and rely solely on others.
Wow what a day, I’ve done fuck all and yet I’m so tired…I must have ‘Carly Syndrome
by SluzzCentral October 12, 2025
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Coffee button syndrome

When your poop hurts because you are 11 and drank 3 cups of coffee on vacation
Luke, you have coffee button syndrome if I've ever seen it
by B_witched9 October 13, 2025
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