cock swankler

Someone who grabs another person's wiener and beats themself in the face with it.

Damn that dude is a cock swankler!

by Cock swankler April 6, 2017

Runners Cock

When you get back from a run and find your cock has shrivelled up inside you like a startled snail.

I got back from a run this morning do discover my cock had shrunk, it was just a bellend. I had bad case of Runners Cock.

by Teddy Winklebottom June 15, 2022

Cock spark

An instant feeling of male genital arousal from a particular stimulus.

When you kissed me sexy, you gave my cock a cock spark.

by Slaughterama Mama April 8, 2018

Cock Piranha

When a woman gives head and bites your dick in the process

Goddamnit Stacy, stop being such a Cock Piranha . It hurts my dick

by PurpleMinivan November 30, 2020

cock

a dick or a chicken

"oooh why is your cock out"

by googledocsucker November 20, 2019

Cock Potato

An interfering control freak who causes more problems in the workplace than they solve.

"Ever since he got promoted to manager he's become a real cock potato around here."
"A what?"
"Cock Potato. Like a dick-tater."

by MikeAD April 23, 2017

Cocks

Croc socks

I like your cocks

by Cat burger October 3, 2019