cock clock

When a man lays under the sun using his erection as a sun dial to cast a shadow and determine what time of day it is.

Hey Bob, What time is it? Im hungry. I dont know Jenny let me check my cock clock.

by DOfficial May 30, 2019

Wooden Cock

A great invention made by Gabriel in the träslöjdsalen

oh look what is that?
it´s a wooden cock bitch

by YourNan28 January 10, 2017

Cock bonker

An annoying person.

That little cock bonker still owes me $10.

by SiL3Nt J September 9, 2023

Cock Razzler

Some that ride someone's nuts or bs so hard they are willing suck the penis of a cardboard cutout of said person, abandons all logic or sense of how ridiculous they sound or look.

the Cock Razzler, MTG is riding DT so hard she is excited for trying to rename the gulf of Mexico to gulf of America

by XKingofhearts81 January 15, 2025

touch my cock

Dont actually thats not very nice of you to touch my cock

People nornally touch my cock bc it feels good

by Yourmotherisahottie August 15, 2023

Cock Waddle

A dickwad

The player Raekor in DDO is enigmatic of a Cock Waddle

by HeyZeus97 October 17, 2025

loose cock

Dakoda's dick

Person 1: "Damn he's got a loose cock"
Person 2: "what"

by TheNotorious1116 January 14, 2024