Conrad is that one kid who’s nose is so long and fat
He’s also 9ft 7inch
“Harreh stop closing the sun roof I’m fucking stuck “
He’s also 9ft 7inch
“Harreh stop closing the sun roof I’m fucking stuck “
Conrad Simpson -“Have you seen that Conrad kids nose it’s fucking huge “
“ I know it poked me in the eye in pe”
“ I know it poked me in the eye in pe”
by Sammy Boyd October 5, 2020
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Conrad Simpson - “ Have you seen that Conrad kids nose it’s fucking huge “
“Yeah it nearly poked me in the eye in PE “
“Yeah it nearly poked me in the eye in PE “
by Sammy Boyd October 5, 2020
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by Chamos October 7, 2020
Get the leggy simp mug.When you act like a simp to a friend to be sure that friend will be loyal to you and trust you. The more you friend-simp, the more that friend will trust you. It's used more when you are not used to have many friends or actually don't have any, or when you want to make that friendship to last more, in the first case you won't be able to stop friend-simp because you mostly will feel scared to lose your friendship, not even for a minute.
Friend-Simp (friend-simping): "Hey, (thinking about how he did well on the basketball game yesterday) hows going with your girl? Everything alright?"
Friend: "We had a fight yesterday because of her choice to change school next year, (the friend-simp gets annoyed but still listens to him) she told me some bad things and i feel bad rn"
Friend-simp: "Do you wanna get sum mc myb? To make you change ideas, i offer"
Friend: "Wow, thnx man, i'd appreciate a lot. lets go then"
Friend: "We had a fight yesterday because of her choice to change school next year, (the friend-simp gets annoyed but still listens to him) she told me some bad things and i feel bad rn"
Friend-simp: "Do you wanna get sum mc myb? To make you change ideas, i offer"
Friend: "Wow, thnx man, i'd appreciate a lot. lets go then"
by Sprendly1516 October 14, 2020
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Get the National simp day mug.To understand the definition of an anti-simp, one must understand the definition of a simp, make it fit to all genders and then take the opposite.
An anti-simp (noun) is someone who does simp for someone without a rational reason, and then does the opposite of simping to show they don't simp.
Anti-Simps would change their opinions, like simps, to oppose people. So they will always be on a negative standing with whom they anti-simp (verb).
An anti-simp (noun) is someone who does simp for someone without a rational reason, and then does the opposite of simping to show they don't simp.
Anti-Simps would change their opinions, like simps, to oppose people. So they will always be on a negative standing with whom they anti-simp (verb).
1st conversation
Jack: Want to go eat pizza?
Anti-Simp: No, I hate pizza.
2nd conversation:
John: I don't like pizza.
Anti-Simp: I love pizza.
Jack: Want to go eat pizza?
Anti-Simp: No, I hate pizza.
2nd conversation:
John: I don't like pizza.
Anti-Simp: I love pizza.
by Slaztic October 18, 2020
Get the Anti-Simp mug.*Roy calls Chase*
Roy: Yo bro could you get me a ride to ya crib?
Chase: Yeah I got you bro.
Roy: Thanks bruh!
Chase: No problem bro. I was bored and had nun to do anyway. If you ever need sum I gotchu.
*Both hangs up*
Roy: Yeah he’s a nigga simp...
Roy: Yo bro could you get me a ride to ya crib?
Chase: Yeah I got you bro.
Roy: Thanks bruh!
Chase: No problem bro. I was bored and had nun to do anyway. If you ever need sum I gotchu.
*Both hangs up*
Roy: Yeah he’s a nigga simp...
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