cock test

Abbreviated CT. The ultimate test for determining if a given food is 10/10: ‘Would you shove your cock in it?’

A: mate that sponge cake was incredible. 10/10.
B: but does it pass the cock test?
A: oh absolutely. Test already completed.

by putinkhuylo March 16, 2023

Cock

A big rod located on the lower body region of a male human being, that can come in all different sizes and colours. This weapon of mass destruction is perfect for sexual intercourse and is also a good sucking tool (not for babies however). Cocks mainly come in the shape of a banana but everyone is different. The bigger the cock, the better because size does matter.

Jennifer: OMG last night I rode Bobby's massive cock in the backseat of his car.

Linda: Shut up! How massive are we talking?

Jennifer: Let's just say that it reminded me of that time I got anal from my grandad's horse.

Linda: Wow that IS big! Can we have a threesome sometime?

Jennifer: Sure, there's enough cock on his body for the entire grade! And also ur ass is super thic so I can't wait to eat that cake up.

Linda: (biting her lip) Jennifer stop! Hey, I need to go to the bathroom... wanna come too?

Jennifer: Of course bitch. (Slaps Linda's thic ass)

by I_Have_Cake69420 July 18, 2021

cock pocket

A pouch that performs the same function as pockets on the pocketless Scottish kilt An American version of a Sporran.

The Scotsman put his money in his cock pocket.

by MrWiz69 July 2, 2011

Cock strikes noon

When you get a boner, referring to both hands on the clock pointing up when it is noon

The cock strikes noon when one watches porn or with their significant other

by Jiminy cherrypopper February 9, 2015

The cock

The cock is a metaphorical term for a hard penis

You think she likes the cock that girl loves the cock

by Assume the position July 23, 2019

Car cock

A person who is only a dick when they're driving

David why are you being a car cock??

by Bust a move hunny October 23, 2016

cock slamming

When a woman takes the role of the male in sexual intercourse by imitating the motion of male penetration against her partners genitals. In some examples the male may position himself in "doggy" with his penis facing outwards to the rear while the female "cock slams" herself against him

Tiffany was a a tinder hoe who loved to take on the role of male domination by "cock slamming" her sexual victims

by cockslammer January 3, 2017