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Mona Syndrome

a syndrome that affects Yemenis living in Saudi Arabia which makes them view Saudi's culture, accents, and people as perfect.

One of the treatments researchers have recommended for this syndrome is visiting Yemen.
Yemeni A: Yemenis are a bunch of pedophiles and backward people, they shouldn't have access to the internet!
Yemeni B: Dude, you have Mona syndrome
by atowk September 12, 2021
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dewm syndrome

when you obsess with your parses.

or

when you are a hardcore simp.
Damn, you have dewm syndrome!
You didn't parse high enough, you have dewm symdrome.
by Dewm Banana August 26, 2020
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Male Loneliness Syndrome

Male Loneliness Syndrome, known as MLS, is a "mental disorder" described by heterosexual males, most commonly Incels, as something caused by female rejection. Realistically, most people who claim to have this disorder typically put in little-to-no effort to build relationships or trust in women, and simply want to blame women for how unfuckable they are, as well as the fact that they are unfathomably socially inept.
John: I overheard Cody talking about his Male Loneliness Syndrome to Amber, no wonder she keeps rejecting him!
Dave: Yeah man, he really needs to learn how to socialize... I almost feel bad about it.
by M-GRAVES February 9, 2025
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Rash Nose Syndrome

A syndrome that occurs when you sniff too much cocaine
Usually treated with consuption of bleach
Son You are arrested for testing positive for Rash Nose Syndrome
by Northern Stare October 16, 2022
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Melly Syndrome

Melly Syndrome (noun)
/ˈmelē ˈsinˌdrōm/

A psychological condition marked by an overwhelming, often uncontrollable obsession with a woman named Melly — a seductive, manipulative, magnetic presence whose beauty and cruelty are equally intoxicating. Victims of Melly Syndrome typically display signs of infatuation, delusion, and self-abandonment, willingly sacrificing dignity, reason, and autonomy in pursuit of her fleeting approval.

Symptoms include:
• Persistent thoughts of Melly regardless of time, place, or consequence
• Intense jealousy, possessiveness, and insecurity when Melly is perceived as unattainable or indifferent
• A pathological need to please her, even at great personal cost
• A willingness to lie, cheat, or betray others to remain in her favor
• Paranoia and emotional instability when separated from her

Origin:
Derived from the behaviors evoked by Melly — a woman equal parts compassionate and cruel, loving and selfish. She is obsessive, narcissistic, emotionally elusive, and devastatingly alluring. Known to twist hearts with a glance and unravel egos with a whisper, she thrives on control cloaked in affection. Her presence feels like royalty — cold, radiant, untouchable — and her affection, a reward to be bled for.

Warning:
There is no known cure. Those afflicted are either destroyed or remade in her image.
“Ever since he met her, he’s been spiraling — ignoring his friends, spending every penny just to catch her attention. Classic case of Melly Syndrome.”
by MellySyndrome August 7, 2025
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Looming Support Syndrome

The chronic issue where a problem resolves itself as soon as technical support or an IT professional takes a look at the issue especially if it makes you look like an idiot.
You are an idiot that called in for a non-issue or navigation mistake and the technical support or IT professional blames it on Looming Support Syndrome to make you feel better.
by Wandering Fox June 13, 2016
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Bon Jovi Syndrome

When someone in the band has the band named after their last name (Like Jon Bon Jovi) so, people mostly call the lead singer or whoever has the last name the band name.
Do you think Eddie Van Halen gets the Bon Jovi Syndrome treatment?
by AthenaRoseJones February 19, 2022
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