Ball Mong

A person that has so little coordination and control of their body that when attempting to play ball sports they resemble a disabled person (mong)

“Have you seen Tyler playing football? “
“Yes, total ball mong”

by JungWalt August 25, 2022

febreze balls

When a man freshly washes and manicures his junk he has Febreze Balls.

"Yeah I was going to my girls house but if I wanted her to give me a blow job, she said I had to have febreze balls"

by Baydbetch May 29, 2016

balls

two spherical objects. you say this when you have nothing else to say or your humor is the same as a pubescent boy

person 1:yeah that was so funny
person 2: balls.

person 1: huh.

by balls_1256 August 19, 2021

Biting my balls

Something said when someone is pressuring you into doing something you don’t want to do.

Can you stop biting my balls please

by Millycarn May 26, 2025

sussy balls sucker

you

look at your reflection and you will find a sussy balls sucker

by the guy who wrote sussy balls June 6, 2022

ball cuddler

A girl who rubs your balls on her face after or during a blowjob

"Damn! Melissa is a total ball cuddler!"

by RandomGirl<3 May 21, 2016

Goated balls

When one's balls are so exquisite and delicious that they earn the title G.o.a.t (greatest of all time)

anyone tryna play with these goated balls

by ball tickler 69 August 27, 2023