man o lantern

when you are in the closet masturbating and you shove the flash light up your ass there for you have the newly designed man o lantern

oh damn that man o lantern is bright as fuck

by slimdick September 11, 2016

The Gay Man's Shine

When a man shaves his balls and ass to the point that there's absolutely no hair left and it's totally smooth down there.
Then he has a shower and lotions.

"this girl wanted to eat my ass last week, thank god I had the gay man's shine going on so I had to allow it"

by Higgiesmalls December 26, 2021

Rich man syndrome

When you first get rich, you will get spoiled and everyone will like you, you will disrespect most people. After rich man syndrome, you will be depressed because everyone has left you and all your money is gone

Person 1:”why is he so mean to us?”
Person 2:”he has a bad case of rich man syndrome”

by They’re all taken February 22, 2020

Marcus the black man

A black man, usually known for creepy sightings and strange noises in the woods. Caution, if you are in the woods alone you might start hearing strange things like "the dark is as gay as night" or "dark metamorthithith or even a strange groan that sound like "hurrrdurrr no hablo español hurrrr"

I think I just encountered Marcus the black man!

by hitlers nipple the third June 21, 2014

Goat man kink

When you get off on someone biting of your ponytail

I have the goat man kink

by Lindsay_luv23 February 11, 2019

Better Man Up

1. To Prepare for Battle ; To call on all Soldiers Brothers Friends and Family to Team Up.
2. To put on your big boy pants to do a difficult task or job without whining or Complaining

You'd Better Man Up if you're coming thru these parts of town

by Dyckardo March 1, 2020

french man's delight

The act of urinating or ejaculating in the butt hole of your partner.

I'm much warmer and looser after Daniel gave me a French Man's Delight.

by silvertoast October 3, 2012