shoot me off

Shooting up and getting a hand/blow job at the same time.

I got AIDS from the needle, because the hookers would only ever shoot me off.

by Jessefro December 9, 2017

Stop hating on me!

This is mostly used by fan-girls, censored content creators, ect

Stop hating on me! This sentence is dumb people are gonna hate you if your bad, of course, sometimes it’s not rare to see 10-11y-olds hating on popular animators, furrys, great art creators, ect

Bad person definition

???: bro stfu cringey ass 10y-old
Bad person: Stop hating on me!

Good person definition

???: LMAO that’s dumb kiddo
Good person: Stop hating on me! Please I’m trying my best

by Stop hating on me! September 5, 2022

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Me Mow

As I watch myself slowly drift away from eating pastrami I wonder how dogs eat rain. Me Mow. Me Mow is a very special word to me. It makes me feel like buzz. I hope one day I can eat rocks and smell ikea furniture outside hammer. Eek i feel like pool water oozes from the air. If I run faster than a car does that mean im loved. I miss the touch of a mother bird slowly flying in the direction of the bermuda triangle and i hope clocks dont turn against us. eloping in marriage is a government scam, thats why I eat scrap metal. I hope me mow gets added to the dictionary. Me mow me mow me mow

"Hey where is mom?" answer "Me Mow"

by memowlover October 4, 2022

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me mow

As I find myself slowly drift away from eating pastrami, I wonder how dogs eat rain. Me Mow. Me Mow is a very special word to me. It makes me feel like buzz. I hope one day I can eat rocks and smell Ikea furniture outside hammer. Eek I feel like pool water oozes from the air.

"Where'd you get that big tog?"
"Me mow."

by memowboy October 5, 2022

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