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dewm syndrome

when you obsess with your parses.

or

when you are a hardcore simp.
Damn, you have dewm syndrome!
You didn't parse high enough, you have dewm symdrome.
by Dewm Banana August 26, 2020
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Heart Eye Syndrome

Having feelings for and / or a crush on someone who you are not yet close enough with to ask out - someone experiencing this syndrome will appear to have ‘heart eyes’ when said person enters a room, attempting to telepathically communicate with person
Have you seen Hannah when Peter enters the room? Total Heart Eye Syndrome!
by cartoonsandcats February 11, 2019
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Mona Syndrome

a syndrome that affects Yemenis living in Saudi Arabia which makes them view Saudi's culture, accents, and people as perfect.

One of the treatments researchers have recommended for this syndrome is visiting Yemen.
Yemeni A: Yemenis are a bunch of pedophiles and backward people, they shouldn't have access to the internet!
Yemeni B: Dude, you have Mona syndrome
by atowk September 12, 2021
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edith derangement syndrome

Edith Derangement Syndrome or (EDS) is an unhealthy association or symbiotic enabling relationship with the character Edith from Downton Abbey. EDS results in people dismissing Edith's clear character faults and borderline antisocial personality disorder (ASPD) because they empathize with the character to a harmful level. It is an extreme and often imagined form of middle-child syndrome.
We tried to have a rational conversation on an episode of Downton Abbey but a person suffering from Edith Derangement Syndrome (EDS) prevented this by dismissing whole cloth her clearly immoral actions because someone didn't give her enough attention.
by HokeThink March 10, 2024
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Luigi Syndrome

When everyone just sees you as a lesser version of that friend you always hang out with.
by O' Chungus November 19, 2023
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Drawdown Syndrome

Drawdown in the finance industry can have two meanings. Drawdown in banking refers to a gradual accessing of credit funds. Drawdown meaning in forex refers to a reduction in equity – how much an investment or trading account is down from the peak before it recovers back to the peak.

Drawdown Syndrome is when ones drawdown is more than they can mentally handle. They start to get delusional and say things they shouldn’t.

In some instances they may even take trades in which don’t make sense. More times than not they still end up winning. It’s a major psychological battle they tend to fight the rest of the remaining career trading.
Matt must have drawdown syndrome, because he is getting very delusional.
by The Pip Master September 23, 2020
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Melly Syndrome

Melly Syndrome (noun)
/ˈmelē ˈsinˌdrōm/

A psychological condition marked by an overwhelming, often uncontrollable obsession with a woman named Melly — a seductive, manipulative, magnetic presence whose beauty and cruelty are equally intoxicating. Victims of Melly Syndrome typically display signs of infatuation, delusion, and self-abandonment, willingly sacrificing dignity, reason, and autonomy in pursuit of her fleeting approval.

Symptoms include:
• Persistent thoughts of Melly regardless of time, place, or consequence
• Intense jealousy, possessiveness, and insecurity when Melly is perceived as unattainable or indifferent
• A pathological need to please her, even at great personal cost
• A willingness to lie, cheat, or betray others to remain in her favor
• Paranoia and emotional instability when separated from her

Origin:
Derived from the behaviors evoked by Melly — a woman equal parts compassionate and cruel, loving and selfish. She is obsessive, narcissistic, emotionally elusive, and devastatingly alluring. Known to twist hearts with a glance and unravel egos with a whisper, she thrives on control cloaked in affection. Her presence feels like royalty — cold, radiant, untouchable — and her affection, a reward to be bled for.

Warning:
There is no known cure. Those afflicted are either destroyed or remade in her image.
“Ever since he met her, he’s been spiraling — ignoring his friends, spending every penny just to catch her attention. Classic case of Melly Syndrome.”
by MellySyndrome August 7, 2025
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