The Ultimate Driveway Machine

A play on BMW’s slogan “the ultimate driving machine.” Because in order to own a BMW, you constantly have to maintain it, even when keeping up with maintenance intervals. Thus, people abandon their BMW’s on the driveway and they tend to leak oil, hence “The Ultimate Driveway Machine.

A: hey did you see that C bought an old BMW E36?
B: yes, I like to call those “the ultimate driveway machine.”

C: god damn it.

by Iamtheliquor55 January 11, 2023

Feed the machine

When you make tons of money but you spend all of it, most of it, or have an excessive amount of monthly notes.

It sure is nice to work with my hands and I sure make tons of money but my wife sure loves to feed the machine.

by Little m1ke January 12, 2023

Human Copying Machine

A highly trained person that wastes their time having to copy the same data across multiple systems, because:
1. the systems are not connected
2. people refuse to look at the single source of truth and want it in the specific place they look.

The human copying machine becomes frustrated at the waste of time and energy copy/pasting the same data/story when the priority should be focused on helping the customer.

by troll3193 February 5, 2023

Human Copying Machine

A highly trained person who wastes their time copying and pasting the same information in multiple locations because:
1. The systems are not interconnected.
2. Leadership and key contributors refuse to look at the SSOT (single source of truth) and each want it provided through a different channel
3. You are required by management to post it in multiple places hoping anyone will view it.

The human copying machine could be doing so much more for our customers if they were wasting time.

by troll3193 February 5, 2023

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Bad fellow Benningfield junior active on the ball courts.

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by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq March 23, 2023

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Bad fellow Benningfield junior active on the basketball 🏀 courts.

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Maclonnbeveli no limit stop at no limit until the game is won.
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by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq March 24, 2023

Bad FELBJrATIVES MacLonnBeveLi

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Maclonnbeveli no limit. stop at nothing to be on top. DouBJrag life. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

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by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq March 25, 2023