gee willakers!

Expression of surprise. Not sure of origin, but possibly evolved from the following conversation:

Fred: "I inherited several square feet of land?"
Will: "No, dad gave you several ACRES!"
Fred (surprised): "Gee, Will, acres?!"

Gee willakers, this 'mummy' costume I'm wearing has no zipper!

by norman December 5, 2003

Willow Fluffins

when someone has no idea what they're talking about, but they sounds like they do. often paired with shaking your head.

"blahblah blah im not really saying anything important i just sound like i am"......
mumble - "willow fluffins" & shake your head.

by Sarah Morrison September 10, 2010

Willowdale

A long haired, ginger bearded creature, easily heard by it's sexually charged mating call of "hey"

Friend 1: What are you up to tonight?

Friend 2: I dunno ye-

Willowdale: Hey

Friend2: Get the fuck outta here, it's willowdale

by WillowDizzle November 22, 2010

willow the cat

Willow is my cat and she is amazing. She is very annoying sometimes, but she is still incredible. She is a chubby baby who gets jealous of other cats. She is the boss and is jealous of my technology. Everyone loves her. Even I dare say.. cat haters!

Wowza! Who is that gourgeous little cat over there.
Oh that’s just Willow the cat.

by sorryicantputmyrealnamesothisi February 7, 2018

Carolina Weeping Willow

The Carolina Weeping Willow is when a group of guys (4+) stand in a circle, facing away from each other, dicks out (for Harambe), the group then masturbates to climax. Upon ejaculation the group turns and faces each other and lets the ejaculate drip from their now limp members.

Steven, Buddy, Nick, Mike, and Austin just got done having a nice Carolina Weeping Willow, now they are getting chicken.

by Tpiston90 February 4, 2017

Wallocaust

The act of flooding another's facebook wall with your own posts in a hostile takeover type manner and exterminating all other's visible posts. See halocaust.

"Damn... I think wallocaust is here. Kat just totally flooded me on facebook and I can't find Sophie's post!"

by SammichPwease September 28, 2008

Will You Be My Fortiestine?

A celebration of the love Valentine's Day and malt liquor. Friends of all backgrounds gather on Valentines Day and consume 40 oz. of malt liquor in what can only be described as an orgy of alcohol. Usually done while listening to love-themed music. Possible side effects include projectile vomiting and concussion.

"Dude, did you hear that Chop almost died during Will You Be My Fortiestine?"

"Wait, I took my shirt off during Will You Be My Fortiestine?"

by thechop123 April 27, 2009