Tom Norris

The NCCT Chuck Norris, only cooler.

Created by Abbi

Tom Norris doesn't get the flowers, the flowers get Tom.

by oibdude April 1, 2009

lying tom

someone who lies a lot.

"your a fuckin lying tom, billy"

by hand banana12 April 8, 2009

Raging Tom

When Tom gets stuck in space, IE, having an erection that lasts for over four hours.

at first i was excited to try Viagra. to my horror, it ended with a Raging Tom

by M34784ll May 20, 2010

tom bradying

seemingly perfect guy girls fall in love with, but ends up being self-absorbed, has a two inch penis, pees sitting down and wipes front to back, once you learn you run, but he will find you

I thought he was hot, but he was Tom Bradying

by olered February 27, 2017

Tom Knox

Tom Knox is a rare type of human which resides in Liverpool, England. He is a strange character and some have claimed to witness him scream “I don’t eat poo” or “Reeeeeeeeeee”

He feasts mostly on food he finds on the floor but his main source of food is his own and other people’s faeces

Dave: “I need a heckling poo”

Roger: “save it for Tom Knox the poo eater”

Tom Knox: “ooh baby don’t mind if I do”

by Someone that does not eat poo June 4, 2018

tom campbell

Legend

Tom Campbell is a legend

by Highyvffhjnj June 15, 2015

Tom-tation

The incredible, uncontrollable temptation one has for Tom DeLonge.

Jenna, I seriously cannot control my Tom-tation.

by Hoenoodle February 28, 2008