window shading

A lewd sex act where you smear fecal matter over your lover's face in a circular motion, similar to a "wiping the windows" type motion.

You should've seen that tape, she was window shading *all* over Cosby's face.

by Emotionally Shallow Hippie August 30, 2017

Window Torrenting

The act of looking at future torrents to download just because you can.

Dude1: Hey man, what are you looking for?
Dude2: Nothing much, just Window Torrenting.

by Kyle of Noobonic September 06, 2011

Windows 11

A downgrade of the far superior Windows 10.

Sam: Damn I hate Windows 11, the round corners look so ugly.
Joe: It's trying too hard to be a Chromebook.

by fjolfberg June 16, 2023

window's kiss

When you're taking a shit and the tip of your dick touches the inside of the porcelain rim.

So very skeeved out right now. I was dropping bombs and just felt the window's kiss.

by Pluggy Poo February 20, 2014

Opened Window

Opened Window, adj. is the term used to describe the amount of time available before the authorities arrive on the scene after a riot, protest, prank, graffiti or crime has been committed. Let me know when the coast is clear because the opened window is a short amount of time.

They knew they had an opened window of 3 minutes to spray paint that statue and leave before the cops came. Time span intentional act unexpected prank well timed protest rehearsed acts planned riot

by Amazingman April 20, 2013

Love Window

A fold of excessive fat that droops over the genitalia. Must be 'opened' before the commencement of love-making.

"Ah Beatrice, it's getting rather warm in here. Shall I open my love window?"

by Dangerscouse March 12, 2014

window-warm

A deceptive weather phenomenon, where indoors and behind sealed windows it feels quite warm, but outside it feels windy and quite cold.

Man1:"Why are you wearing a t-shirt? It's cold out here."

Man2:"It's window-warm, it was sweating in the car."

by chicago_citizen April 29, 2011