Midwest Ketchup Bottle

Where you ejaculate into your lady’s vagina, blow into it, have her jump up and down and squeeze her stomach like a ketchup bottle

My boyfriend gave me a Midwest Ketchup Bottle last night, so I highly doubt I’m pregnant.

by Lordmegatron August 21, 2018

Bottle Dick

Bottle Dick is an 11 chapter gay fanfiction made-canon about a popular scientist known for his intelligence and capabilities, who compulsively got his penis stuck inside of an Aquafina brand water bottle

"Why the fuck are you drinking Aquafina, do you not remember bottle dick?!"

by ess sie deez June 07, 2022

bottling the home brew

Allowing a man to ejaculate inside of you in a reckless or intentionally procreative manner.

Tammy: What's up with your sheets?
Tanya: My boyfriend and I have been bottling the home brew, and shit's been getting messy.
Tammy: So I take it we're not sharing vodka until shark week
Tanya: Well, you can never be too careful!
Tammy: You could always try being A LITTLE careful...

by inbrambles January 18, 2013

rack bottles

To go steal hella liquor bottles from a store

tha homie: we got any bottles left?
mi: nah, letz go rack bottles at tha store down the street

by d4Zy June 10, 2019

Gatorade water bottle

The only thing gamers will ever really drink with

Boy 1: Got a new gaming Gatorade water bottle!

Girl 1: Marry me

by ejnjejnejenjj December 06, 2021

African beer bottle

What a football/soccer supporter throws when he is upset that his team is loosing

"When I went to a D.C. United match I got hit in the head with African beer bottle

by Austinjs3 March 21, 2017

african beer bottle

What a drunk supporter at a football/soccer match throws when he is upset that his team is losing

"When I was at the D.C. United match I got hit with African beer bottle"

by Austinjs3 March 21, 2017