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Bedtime Brownie Bandit

A person who sneaks into another persons home at night and shit on them while they are sleep.
Did you hear? Peoples houses have been broken into by the "Bedtime Brownie bandit" They've been waking up with shit on them!

"bedtime Brownie Bandit??" who the fuck is that???
by Barking Biscuits December 16, 2025
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Boof Bandit

Someone who steals items from stores by shoving them up their anus.
"Well, we can be Boof Bandits too!" "Oh yeah? Well go boof infront of that cop in the gas station!"
by i just pissed my apants December 18, 2025
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Bandit SicKly Ghostwell

This man is known for bashing Allan Michael Latempa cross social media and watch out mikey messes arounds with children on social media
by Bandit Sickly Ghostwell April 4, 2024
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Anal bandit

by THIST April 25, 2024
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Bandit Beater

A Roblox term meaning a repetitive game where you fight enemys that appear as a normal roblox avatar
(Deepwoken is not a Bandit Beater common misconception) A bandit beater must have a very repetitive gameplay style
by PP_with_forskin April 27, 2024
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Big Dick Bandit

When a guy has a bigger dick than you and steals your significant other
Don’t let the big dick bandit get close he’ll steal your bitch
by Themanmythlegendbandit May 9, 2024
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Bic Bandit

Proper noun / someone who steals a bic product from another.
Dude: did you take my lighter?
Dude’s homie: oh shit yea I did
Dude: bic bandit 😒
by Worstdressedwriter May 13, 2024
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