Pud

(Noun) - A useless sack of human meat, i.e., a pointless, annoying person

Dude, that guy is such a pud. Like, what is he even doing? He does absolutely nothing.

by Pettywise November 4, 2020

Pudding goggles

The act of ejaculating in both of ones eyes during the act of masturbation.

"Hey, Ben, it's your turn to draft."

"Gimme a minute, I gave myself pudding goggles again!"

by ElZarape July 27, 2017

Rag pudding

Going down on a lady during her monthly cycle.

Had some rag pudding last night.

by G-Semi March 14, 2020

chicken tikka yorkshire pudding

It's when you're dads from England but your mums from India

Hes a chicken tikka Yorkshire pudding right ?

by chicken tikka Yorkshire pud May 16, 2017

Dirty Squirty Yorkshire Pudding

Making a Yorkshire pudding batter both with the cum of a virile Disney Dad, and the squirted juices of a lady. The Yorkshire pudding is thereafter cooked in the oven, then eaten with the fingers of both the male and female from whence the pudding came.

Dirty Squirty Yorkshire Pudding

What did you do last night?
Made a Dirty Squirty toad in the hole. De-lish.....

by Disney Dad May 4, 2022

Christmas pudding

Spunking over a solid poo.

Poo = pudding
Spunk = icing on top

Example: Steve, did you just go for a Christmas pudding?

by SEOMyers October 28, 2021

Pudding

A phrase commonly used by grandmas. I'm sure your grandma calls you this.
Not to be confused with the delightful dessert.

Harley Quinn also calls the Joker this.

Grandma: It's good to see you, pudding!
Me: Grandma I told you to stop calling me that...

by CranberryKing January 16, 2017