applesauce pudding

when someone turns your brain to mush because they are so fucked up that is their answer top any problem and will they will probably always get away with it. A federal lobotomizer the rosemary effect.

"she was in witness protection so when he found her he turned her brain to applesauce pudding and got her some green jello"

by swellsoundsthatkill January 31, 2022

Make banana pudding

Fuck cause it’s bored

You tryna make banana pudding cause it’s bored se

by Studio time May 31, 2018

Dirty Pudding

An act in which a male is giving oral sex to a female when she whispers dirty pudding. She proceeds to defecate in her partners mouth during the sexual act.

“What did you and Rachel do last night?”

“She wanted to serve me dirty pudding”

by DanTheFixItMan May 18, 2023

Joyful pudding

A pudding, or dessert, undefined, but has the LIT qualities of what you’re looking for in a dessert to bring joy to your taste buds.

“Smother, bring me that joyful pudding!”

by BurnsySmithers July 19, 2019

Butterscotch Pudding

The act of a Male placing his genitals on the forehead of another person establishing the illusion of Butterscotch Pudding dawdling down said persons face. This could also be used to establish dominance amongst inferior individuals.

Bro, don't make me give you a little Butterscotch Pudding in front of your sister.

by DiggzHazy May 8, 2020

pud smucker

A viscous and unrelenting assault of the groin region, not to be mistaken with 'pud smuckers'.

Hey bro, how did it go with that chick last night?
Terrible dude, I called her by another girls name and she totally pud smuckered me!

by Duderanch81 May 7, 2015

PUD MUDDLE

When a woman injects meth and has an instant orgasm, leaving a puddle of cum in her panties.

Kari are you ok? "I'm fine , that shit was so good ..... I made a fricking PUD MUDDLE

by Shawn Donson February 13, 2018