5th hour english

The boringest class of all time

Damm I have to go to 5th hour English.

by Englishhater333 August 26, 2022

English boxwood

The act of a female performing self pleasure with the assistance of a second party physically manipulating the fingers, hand, or forearm of the female.

She was feeling tired last night when it was time for some serious masturbation but I was able to assist with an English boxwood.

by croppppppppppppppp December 09, 2022

English pig

What French Canadiens (typically Québécois) call English speaking Canadians

“You know, you’re stupid when you do that. Just some English pig with no brains, you know.”

by PucklineJesus June 26, 2021

english mary

A Bloody Mary made with London Dry Gin instead of vodka

I always have a Bloody Mary, but I’m feeling saucy! I’ll have an English Mary

by HannaDanna February 04, 2024

English Pancake

The act of titty fucking a large, hairy breasted male.

You better be wearing your goggles because your face is getting an English Pancake tonight!!

by simpsonphan September 29, 2014

english handshake

When a gentleman, or a bloke, places his dingus on the shoulder of another person as a form of endearing greetings.

I was on the train cart and recognized a long time champ I have not seen in ages , so I put my dingus on his shoulder and he instantly recognized me! That's an English handshake. Anything else is an insult to the relationship and should result in a duel.

by Colonel Stinkwater October 25, 2017

5 english pounds

Five English Pounds is a not with a £ and a 5 on it used for buying stuff

I'm going to TESCO with my 5 English Pounds.

by EnglishDefinitions October 26, 2017