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Tanked

Used on Stan Twitter as another word for flop, with flop being another word for commercial failure.
Tanked is also used for words such as declined, with the first and second definition going hand in hand.
Chart Tea: Megan Thee Stallion's Hiss on the hot 100: 13 (-12)

OnikaOnTop: No Nicki, no clout, no success. Anyways, Piss tanked.

MegansLaw: Where is big foot? Also tanked!

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by Tay1989Luv February 22, 2024
mugGet the Tankedmug.

Tanked

: to fail at something pretty harshly

Metaphorically, "tank sinks to the bottom of the sea.
· Man, I tanked that quiz yesterday in Fischer's class; I didn't study at all.
by flunk April 16, 2014
mugGet the Tankedmug.

Tank-faced

Combines elements of both tanked and shit-faced. A supreme level of inebriation. Includes a high likely hood of being arrested or the possibility of waking up in a ambulance/hospital. Though rarely occurring, getting tank-faced is often a life changing event.
Tom: "How did Dan's birthday celebration go?"

Bill: "He was out of control, after a bunch of shots he was so Tank-faced we lost track of him. I got a call this morning, telling me to come pick him up at the police station."
by H4MM3R December 28, 2008
mugGet the Tank-facedmug.

Tank and Leigha

A love that will burn for all time, but was tragically cut short by fear and panic. There is nothing Leigha could do to cause Tank to hate her. His love is the purest, truest, most honest form of absolute devotion, heart, mind, and soul. Tanks desire to be by Leighas side as they shuffle along this mortal coil. Come the end of their journey, Tanks wish to lay next to their soulmate until the sun swells and swallows the earth, and finally casts off its shell where their atoms might drift among the stars for eternity.

Leighas are sometimes confused by Tanks. Tanks sometimes cant figure out how to say what they mean how they mean it. Miscommunications will happen between the two. However, there is not a power in this universe or any other that could ever inspire a Tank to harm a Leigha. Tanks will suffer in grinning sorrow to see Leigha happy. There may be many stories written about this kind of love, and while many covet it they will never truely experience it. Where it comes to Tank and Leigha these stories are if anything too tame to describe what exists between them.
Person 1: Did you see him? He is absolutely destroyed....

Person 2: yeah...that is that Tank and Leigha kind of love. When its gone, it rips a part of you out and leaves you broken in ways most cannot understand....
by ThereIsSoMuchYouDontKnow December 25, 2024
mugGet the Tank and Leighamug.

Piss tank

When someone has a large stomach from drinking too many alcoholic beverages.
Look at that man over there, look at his piss tank.
by Pisstank95 March 12, 2020
mugGet the Piss tankmug.

Tank

Big dick energy with an amazeing pesanality.
by erjgfuy7eir fy7cuer uofguewrf January 25, 2022
mugGet the Tankmug.

Frank The Tank

A man who can throw heavy objects, a man who can pick up heavy objects just to throw them
You threw that couch like "frank the tank";

"Frank the tank" can you throw that piano into my truck?

Wow that's heavy bet you "frank the tank" can throw this with no hesitation
by U_Smell_Like_A_Fuda April 25, 2022
mugGet the Frank The Tankmug.

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