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Simon

Packing a solid 0.000001 millimeters and 7 inch testicals, (speaking from expirience), also has nice gurth ( choad), and is known as a sexy beast that all ladies swoon to there knees.
"Wow his cock is tiny, but he still gets girls"
" That's who he is, just a Simon
by Falcox_213 March 24, 2022
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Simona

Simona is not only gorgeous but she is a strong and driven individual.
Simona knows exactly what she wants and will reach her goals with your help or without. Simona would prefer you to be involved in her life but will not beg.
Simona is extremely loyal and you can rest assured if she chooses you, then man you have made it.
Simona chose me and I hope that I’m worthy of her love and loyalty
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Simon

A gay little dude who just wants to have some fun alongside his friends. He has an extremely contagious laugh and can be very energetic, boosting the mood wherever he goes, but when the time calls for it he can also be the sweetest and most comforting person you know. His hugs and cuddles are to die for, and you'll often find yourself missing him whenever he isn't around. His presence alone is enough to make you smile, and he's always there to support you no matter the situation. Anyone who doesn't have a Simon in their lives is missing out big time, and those who do should feel lucky that they have such an amazing friend they know they can go to any time.
Simon: *Appears*
Everyone: Hi
Simon: Hello
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Someone who likes it up the ass and has a lot of dildos laying around. Someone who is not afraid to tickle your pickle and loves the color rainbow.
Look at Simon over there, shoving a dildo up his ass.
by BaklaBills February 21, 2022
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SIMON IS GONNA BOMB YOUR HOUSE. RUN!
by ALUAKBAR FOR LIFE February 22, 2022
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Simonetta

Ayo, look at that Simonetta over there. Let's go roast him!
by The best finger shanker February 24, 2022
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