Loose Change Second Edition Recut

A film written and directed by Dylan Avery, produced by Korey Rowe, and researched for by Jason Bermas the trio heads the production team known as Louder than Words.It is a pivitol documentary about the truth behind 9/11, with supporting evidence from on-the-scene Eyewitnesses that the WTC 1, 2, and 7 were taken down in controlled demolition, the hijackers were fake, no plane crashed in Shanksville, PA and a cruise missle hit the Pentagon. It basically states that everything you thought you knew about 9/11/01 is a lie. It is the third of four editions (the final cut to be released in 2007) released in 2006, with a clip of footage of Jason Bermas at the American Scholars Symposium on June 26th, 2006.

You can watch Loose Change Second Edition Recut by watching it in Google Video or Loosechange911.com, which will link you to Google Video anyway.

by Louder Than Words Groupie November 24, 2006

five second rule

h2oincfs' Corollary:

The food can remain on the floor for longer than five seconds, as long as you started reaching for it before the five seconds expired.

I had to change position after my first attempt to reach the Cheesy Poof that had fallen under my desk failed. However, I had begun the attempt before five seconds had passed, therefore the five second rule was not broken.

by h2oincfs March 23, 2005

Second amendment

The amendment that is giving you the right to keep your assault weapons in the glove compartment of your car, or your pickup if you live in texas.

SEEN ON A CAR'S BUMPER:

I don't dial 911. I call it on .357

(I know that a .357 isn't an assault weapon.)

by eth0 December 15, 2004

second breakfast

It happens after a very heavy night of drinking when your stomach can't handle your first breakfast and decides you should taste it all over again.

guy #1: Ya, I had a great night out until I decided bacon and eggs were the way to go.
guy #2 with excitement: Uhg! I did that once and I had a second breakfast 3 minutes later. I got it all over me.
guy #1 sheepishly: Me too. It smelled like olives and beer.

by Seismo August 4, 2007

Second Amendment

The right to bear arms

Cut off this man's arms.
This is a violation of the second amendment!

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 13, 2021

Beauty Second

The moment in time someone needs to primp right before entering a house because they are meeting someone special, or doing something where you must look your best, such as going to a party, club, formal event, etcetera. Most of the time, taking a beauty second occurs right before getting out of a car as there is a mirror readily available. Sometimes it occurs at the entrance of where ever you are; however, the beauty second is not as effective because there is no mirror available. One could use the reflection of windows or glass doors, but someone may see you and give you the stink eye.

Girl 1: Hey girl, we're going to be late, hurry up!

Girl 2: Hold on! Gimme a beauty second!

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Naomi Campbell: (to limo driver) Give me one beauty second before opening the door to the paparazzi.

*10 minutes later*

Naomi Campbell: I'm ready for my closeup.

by beanequalsecstasy June 11, 2012

three-second pour

(n): the non-scientific measurement of liquor poured straight from the bottle into some poor dope's cup for three seconds without a liquor pourer, rendering the drinker wasted off of "one" drink

"I've seen lots of bartenders do this. They give it a three-second pour!"

"I don't know why I'm so drunk off of one drink!" "It's because he three-second poured it."

by Carrington Schaeffer December 18, 2012