sad vsco girl

A girl who loves scrunchies, hydroflasks, pura vida bracelets, and livin life. She is happy and bubbly on the outside, and everyone always wants to be around her. She is sweet and dependable and is really good at pretending that everything alright. Perfect vsco girl am i right? WRONG she a sad bitch. She sad, she lonely, she crying all night long. She loves drug dealing pieces of shit named Kaden, sometimes she tells herself everything is fine, and then she texts a boy that she knows is toxic, sometimes they are named Jake.

person 1: yo hayley is such a sad vsco girl

person 2: yeah dumb bitches ex is in juvie and the others are dead.
Hayley: skskkskskskskskks and i oop- *drops acid*

by tiddyz September 27, 2019

I’m fucking sad

I’m really fucking sad, I can’t help but think that no one will ever love me

Please I’m fucking sad

by Daddy man August 3, 2020

strong sad

dumb grey boring depressed
not nearly as cool as strong bad

Do I need an example!?! just go to www.homestarrunner.com to find out for your self

by matt December 9, 2003

sad sack of shit

a simp with a shit ton of h’s in his name, watches anime porn, listens to x, lil peep, and drake, is part of the academic super bowl, and eats dogs

damn, that sad sack of shit tried to talk, just leave

by meridian101 May 9, 2020

Sad nigga hours

Its a time in the day from 6pm-5am where your with a couple of friends between 1-3 friends and listen to sad songs and reflect on your lifes decisions while you talk about the goverment

Person 1- bruh its sad nigga hours
Person 2- any song requests
Person 3- papa roach
Person 2-okay
Person 1- so goverment i hate the fucking goverment

by Queen_of_lost_souls May 13, 2019

Russian sad clown

When a ladie is giving you "head", before you get off, tell her you have crabs and when she backs her head up and widens her eyes, you blow your load in her eye so she looks like those pictures of sad clowns

John: Dude you should have been at the party last night

Nate: Why, what happened

John: I gave Nancy a Russian sad clown

Nate:WHAAAAAAAAAAAT! I did that to her last week....Snoogans but thats awsome

by slappy wag o'harra January 6, 2008

Sad Nibba Hours

A time in the day/week/year when you are sad/depressed

Are you okay?
No, it's sad nibba hours. :C </3

by Lil Heit September 22, 2018