Robert

Robert. A successor to historic robber barons, a Robert in modern corporate America is an employee of high position who publicly and gleefully exposes the shortcomings of other employees — in order to control the weak and perversely amuse him/her self and others — whilst paying little heed to ruffled feathers, mangled psyches, or damaged careers.

Example: That Doctor Stowe is such a Robert. At a meeting today, the Doctor used a four page written list (that he compiled over the course of six years) to portray Carl and Scottie as nitwits.

by Bigdogs123 September 6, 2022

Robert H. you

to fire someone and subsequently hire their co-worker's friend to replace them.

if you don't get your head out of your ass, you'll get Robert H.'ed

I'll Robert H. you ass if you're late again

by irate_Pirate January 27, 2011

Roberts

Roberts is a term usually used when someone it dicking you.

Stop dicking me you Roberts.

by 8937875894675964256773457 March 27, 2019

Robert Mugabe

When you invite a bird back for a naughty face painting session with the lads and she ends up getting a face full of Robbie G Mugabe.

Oi lads want to bring this bird back for a "bukakke", what? a Robert Mugabe? Yeah!

by flakeonly November 19, 2023

robert

Robert is someone who is funny , caring , stupid , and a cock sucker , but everyone loves him

You are a Robert all the time

by Horneyboilala May 17, 2018

Scott Robert Timmerman

A hot kid that is nice. He always gets all the girls.

Ohhh, here comes Scott Robert Timmerman. He is sooooo hot!

by Unknown 20.0 September 22, 2022

Robert Jackson

A very awesome, smart, and funny young man. He is very nice to others and he gets all the ladies. Robert is a very wise man. He works his way out of a situation and he will take your breathe away. He is also a great war machine! And friend. Jackson is a guy who you can count on. You could put your life on the line for him and he would do anything for his friends and family. You can tell him everything and he won't tell. Everybody just loves being around him because he is sweet, kind, funny, fun and sometimes even charming. As well as A nice caring guy. Everyone loves him and he has tons of friends. When he talks to people he makes their day light up. Super funny. He can be a total geek sometimes but it just makes him more likable. Tons of girls like him but he doesn't even notice. He is one of the most amazing people and best friends you'll ever have.

Robert Jackson is such a cool guy

by gfvbvnsojfnrivsergojrnfdeorgnr March 11, 2021