a small bag of pot

A container holding marijuana with a mass of ~2-2.5 grams.

Hey Rick, can I get a small bag of pot

by mr whiskers 420 September 23, 2017

Tennessee flower pot

When your fucking a girl and shitting on a toilet simultaneously . Preferably with squirty dumplings.

"She refused to give me a blumpkin so i made a Tennessee flower pot

by shangschlong June 9, 2015

Uptown pot pie

when someone lays down and then another person shits in their mouth and they close their mouth to bake it like a pot pie.

"I was so drunk last night in uptown that I let someone give me an uptown pot pie and I had to brush my teeth 5 times in the morning!"

by PotPie4Life September 19, 2019

Keep the tea in the pot

when you have something to say about somebody or something but you decide to keep it to yourself. also known as spilling tea when you tell someone about what happened.

did you hear about Jason,never mind I’m going to keep the tea in the pot.

by lilv February 26, 2018

As numb as a pot dog

Northern English slang
Not very intelligent
As intelligent as a ceramic ornament

He's (she's) as numb as a pot dog!

by Biglump March 5, 2012

Pot Cookie Blues

Picture this: You eat some pot cookies. The pot cookies kick in, and it turns out they're working a bit better than you had planned your day for. You wind up cancelling your plans for the rest of the day, and nothing gets done for 10-14 hours. Sounds like you've got a case of the pot cookie blues.

aww man. I was not prepared to be THIS cooked. I gotta go lay down. I've got the pot cookie blues.

by scooterthetooterandbooter September 23, 2019

pavlov's pot head

A Person who is such a Stoner that the mere thought of weed triggers an autonomic response.

A subject of a method modeled after Pavlov's Dog experiment, involving a clink of a bong instead of a bell, marijuana instead of food and a pot head instead of a dog.

"My Stoner roommate is such a Pavlov's Pot Head, just a clink of the bong and his eyes start to water"

by Anon Anon November 17, 2013