poo standoff

When you and another stranger are in the bathroom and you both hold off until the other person leaves to take a poo, resulting in a poo standoff.

"For the record, I just won the poo standoff, the other person gave up and left the bathroom."

by kn13 November 20, 2015

poo knock

a superstition where you take a shit and flush, then immediately knock twice on the wall to keep ursula from coming out of the toilet to grab your ass

“i need to take a shit”

“alright man, just make sure to poo knock after”

by Blowm Ee September 20, 2021

American poo

The opposite of a Russian poo. If you want to take your sweet, sweet time on the toilet, maybe grab your favorite Spider Man comic book, a Funkadelic CD playing, and a nice bottle of Jack Daniels to take in with you while you enjoy the warm, cozy sensation of feces leaving your body.

Russian poos are good for saving time.
American poos are good for the soul.

by california689 August 04, 2011

Nancy Poo

(V.) When you fuck someone in the ass and they shit themselves later.

This girl passed out and then Nancy Pooed on my foot.

by Heybuddyguyfriend February 11, 2018

Smoochie poo

A person who is small small in height and adorable cute.

That girl is Smoochie poo!

by Prince shadan January 22, 2019

Poo Jam

A vegan with poo on their mind craving jam.

Oh look there’s karen over there.. I bet she’s got a sticky poo jam as usual.

by Urban Gangsters January 16, 2021

Poo-Ragging

When you are so broke that you cannot afford toilet paper, so must sacrifice a towel to become the poo-rag.

I'm not paid until the end of the month so i'm stuck poo-ragging until next friday.

by fuckrealism June 11, 2019