punkiie poo

one of many nicknames that can be given to a future wife for life

I love you punkiie poo!!

by George Freckel January 20, 2013

American poo

The opposite of a Russian poo. If you want to take your sweet, sweet time on the toilet, maybe grab your favorite Spider Man comic book, a Funkadelic CD playing, and a nice bottle of Jack Daniels to take in with you while you enjoy the warm, cozy sensation of feces leaving your body.

Russian poos are good for saving time.
American poos are good for the soul.

by california689 August 4, 2011

stinky poo

u have a free pass to poop on your neighbor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :))))

Hey I gonna poo on you
Why?
Its stinky poo day

by Angelinja poo November 1, 2019

insta-poo

To browse Instagram during defecation.

Time for an insta-poo break.

by hrtblk July 3, 2016

poo tray

a tray in which is pooped in, or an insulting thing to call someone

man piss of your acting like a poo tray

by 0ojohnstonso0 April 2, 2009

poo-be-gone

Noun - A bong rip of weed and tobacco taken before a bowel movement too loosen your bowels and ease fecal discharge. Normal bowel movements can take upwards of 55 minutes especially after a good night of drinking. The average poo-be-gone takes less than 45 seconds and will start shortly after exhalation, thus being in close proximity to a lavatory is recommended.

Bob: "Dam I have tried to shit like 6 times this morning, that bottle of jack fucked my bowels"
Janet: "You should take a poo-be-gone! The bong's in the bathroom already."

by I <3 Pooping May 6, 2014

poo-imperative

The undeniable need to take a dump that happens after one has held it back for as long as one can. The state of mind when one's bowels decree that they must be evacuated immediately.

self -"I really don't want to use a gas station bathroom..."
ass -"poo-imperative!!"
self -"dag yo"

by AKAStavros November 6, 2009