Pointless Story Jar

This is an imaginary jar that holds all the pointless/useless/worthless stories that are told by all people. Once a pointless story is told you cup your hands in the shape of a circle, thus creating the top of a jar. Luckily the jar is imaginary so it is limitless and easy to be transported to and fro.

"This one time, at band camp."

"Dude, that was horrible, put it in the pointless story jar"
"You suck."

by Anita Cocke May 7, 2010

point dope

Refers to extremely high-quality dope (specifically, black tar heroin). The dope is so good, it's priced "point-for-point"; that is, $10 for each tenth of a gram (0.1g). Priced accordingly, a gram of point dope is $100. The term originates from San Francisco, where an era of low-grade black tar heroin (pointless dope) dominating the black market led to the emergence of point dope.

Seller: I got some black for sale...
Buyer: okay but is it point dope?

by amphetamine gobbler December 24, 2016

Pointer

A pointer is a data type in many programming languages such as C++, they are basically references to other variables location in memory. Pointers were created to annoy, confuse and make programmers jobs harder.

The pointer points to the pointer that points to the thing that is not a pointer that is pointed to.

by WarningMinecraftIncluded June 2, 2019

drop point

The place where narcotics will be left for pick-up. Known as dp.

The dp is your house.

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

baller points

Baller points is a points system(that nobody keeps track of) and are awarded and deducted by anyone in a group of friends for certain acts. Points are awarded win a person in the group does something good or funny, deducted for doing something lame or stupid.

Allen bangs an incredibly hot set of twins on a Monday night.
Foster the next morning:14 baller points buddy
Allen:Thank you

Julio comes to a party wearing socks and sandals
Foster:Eww negative 3 baller points dude
Julio:Again! Dammit

by Allen Barnhart June 29, 2007

Paragon Point

In RL you can give out paragon points as recognition for
A.) Acting like a bitch
B.) Caking
C.) Deciding to dip out on fun for responsibilities
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In the xbox 360 game mass effect, paragon points are given to the player after they:
A.) Act like a pussy
B.) Skip badass cinematic because they don't want to kill anyone
C.) Release a deadly acid spitting alien into the galaxy because they're fucking retarded
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Scott: "Hey Seb, you gonna party with us tonight?"

Seb: "Sorry guys I think I'm going to study for that chem exam tomorrow instead of drinking until i black out naked in the lawn"

Scott: "What a bitch"

Eric: "Two paragon points you pussy piece of shit!" (yelling at Seb)

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Jason: "Dude! MSI is playing in the city you should totally dip out on work and come with us!"

Fletcher: "Ah shit! I would, but I got work and the manager might be upset with me if I called in on such short of notice."

Jason: "...way to be a tool, paragon points lame ass"

by Eric Holocaust February 11, 2008

banana points

banana points

1. points you get in Monkey Ball

2. a fun word to say

3. Beebo's favorite phrase

You got about 100 banana points for that.

by Sqeebe January 29, 2009