Pissing yourself

To completely embarass yourself by making stupid mistakes which you shouldn't be doing in the first place.

Mike: What happened!?

John: I accidentally gave the ball away to the opponent,sorry for that

Mike: Come on! Stop pissing yourself!

by PRESTONSSETTLEMENT March 20, 2021

piss crook

Adjective, meaning "hung over" in New Zealand English slang. Comes from "piss" (alcohol; getting drunk) and "crook" (NZ/Aus/UK sick; ill), literally "alcohol sick". Usually implies that vomiting is involved.

Mate, I was so piss crook yesterday, couldn't stop chundering aye.

by morninglory07 January 11, 2015

Lumberjack Piss

A urination of significant length, volume and satisfaction that could be compared to the satisfying deep forest pissing of a largely boned and built lumberjack in an aromatic lushly foliated evergreen forest.

I waited all night to piss but when I finally did it was a huge Lumberjack Piss.

by Dick Grande July 3, 2022

polar pissing

Pissing in extremely cold temperatures, usually so cold that the pee freezes in midair.

Man 1: Aw man! I went polar pissing again and my pee froze!
Man 2: Well next time, try not to stick your dick out and piss when the temperature is below zero. Polar pissing is dangerous to your health.
Man 1: Gee, thanks, I'll remember that next time my piss freezes inside my dick.

by Random Person From Canada January 15, 2014

Piss Sprinkles

A term used for referring to droplets or splatters of urine on the seat of a toilet due to one’s poor aim or carelessness.

“Goddamnit, that dopey asshole left piss sprinkles all over my motherfucking toilet seat!”

by TheBlueFantaNegro December 15, 2019

Piss Rage

Where a person is in such a rage they piss atleast 6 times in an hour !! Anything less and your just angry in need of a piss.

"Whats up with you ?You've been to the toilet 6 times in the last hour !!" "That nob head has given me piss rage!!!!"

by Jock Strap McCuan December 15, 2009

Infused Piss

When you want to piss after busting a obese nut to your favorite waifu but there's still some cum left on your foreskin, mixing the urine with the semen.

Jerry: Dude, i needed to piss but there was some cum left on my PP! That means i made infused piss!
Thomas: wdym? What will happen now?
Jerry: idk, i guess i will give birth to a scary sewer monster.
Kat: Dude, that's gross
Jerry: So, can i piss in yo pussy, Kat?
Thomas: bro wtf

by Maxicat0 October 1, 2021