Toilet Titties

A set of breasts that would be in the running for the world's ugliest, nastiest, smelliest, most hideous tits.

"Yo Kris, your girlfriend has a sweet set of toilet titties. D-Money... light up!!!"

by Steve Nurse February 9, 2006

titties on a bun

fucking a top bun with tits in the middle and a bottom bun enclosing them

Jose: "So what are you gonna do?"
Jerry: "Fucking titties on a bun!"

by gerax89gunner April 22, 2009

Titty witty

A person knowledgable on tits

Person 1 - "Hey Tracey is very titty witty"
Person 2 - "I know right. She gave me a full hour explanation on tits"

by JUMJUMS December 23, 2011

titty flabs

when girls wear a low cut shirt and you can see a little boob hanging out of the shirt.

He was staring at her titty flabs.

by xO lil missy Ox May 13, 2005

titty litter

1. A nasty paste formed from sweat and lint that forms under the female breast
2. Pieces of food or other debris that are caught between or under the female breast, usually associated with elderly women

After her workout, Kathy noticed an excess of titty litter caked under her boobs.

Grandma is starting to smell from all of the titty litter she's dropped and forgoten.

by D. Hodge April 29, 2005

titty shitter

The act of shitting titties.
Used as an insult when you've run out of sense full ones.

Komal and I were having a cuss war until we ran out of words.
When I called her a titty shitter it was silent from there on.
Yeah,
Owned.

by JoeyF November 27, 2007

muscle titties

fake breasts so rigid they look like a bodybuilder's pectorals.

Damn, that model chick got some big ol muscle titties. Ha!

by bobsbob March 21, 2010