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Half off

When a male or female starts to give their partner a handjob but stops halfway through.
Man, I met a really nice worker at Walmart, but she had to give me a half off before her manager saw!
by Your boi Bailey February 17, 2017
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Friend-off

When an acquaintance of yours starts to irritate you, particularly when they begin to act like your best friend as soon as you just met them. When you've had enough, you introduce them to another friend of yours who you think has a chance of getting along with them, in hopes that your friend will be more accepting of this person's annoying behaviours than you are. A friend-off is successful when your acquaintance quickly attaches themselves to your friend rather than you. Thus, you have passed off your "friend" to another friend.
Person 1: Is there anything I should be careful of if I decide to friend-off someone?

Person 2: Friend-offs can backfire if the friend you have passed your annoying acquaintance off to is a very close friend of yours and they genuinely get along and become good friends. Every time your inner circle of friends gets together, the person you have friend-offed will then start regularly attending those gatherings, and you will have to endure their presence anyway.
by SpencerMurrayStudios May 30, 2016
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Mac'n Off

God dammit Papin. Quit Mac'n off!
by suitemates 123 May 16, 2012
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Ham off

When two individuals go hard as a motherfucker against eachother in a face off of true drunken/drugged skill.
Yo, Dalton, HAM OFF THIS WEEKEND BRO?
TOTALLY man, you won't even be able to handle it.
by stare November 6, 2011
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Cool-off

There are multiple people who look really cool, therefore, cool is not a good enough word to describe them.

However, you try to compare the cool people.
Ben Barnes and Henry Cavill have a cool-off, who would win?

You can't do that, they both are too cool.
by PurpleKiss April 16, 2023
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kick-offs

pres before pres; kick-offs, pres, the main event, afters, kick-ons
I need to be royally sloshed upon arrival at the function this evening, so I reckon we go hard at kick-offs and even harder at pres
by enjoyerofkickoffs123 January 11, 2023
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wedge-off

A potato wedge making competition with the lads, lasses etc. (but mainly lads)

Loser sits on a potato dildo
Did you hear about the wedge-off the lads had last night? It was a closely contested battle!
by jackal_f33t July 5, 2023
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