Mac'n Off

To masturbate to Apple products vigorously.

God dammit Papin. Quit Mac'n off!

by suitemates 123 May 16, 2012

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Ham off

When two individuals go hard as a motherfucker against eachother in a face off of true drunken/drugged skill.

Yo, Dalton, HAM OFF THIS WEEKEND BRO?
TOTALLY man, you won't even be able to handle it.

by stare November 6, 2011

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Cool-off

There are multiple people who look really cool, therefore, cool is not a good enough word to describe them.

However, you try to compare the cool people.

Ben Barnes and Henry Cavill have a cool-off, who would win?

You can't do that, they both are too cool.

by PurpleKiss April 16, 2023

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kick-offs

pres before pres; kick-offs, pres, the main event, afters, kick-ons

I need to be royally sloshed upon arrival at the function this evening, so I reckon we go hard at kick-offs and even harder at pres

by enjoyerofkickoffs123 January 11, 2023

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wedge-off

A potato wedge making competition with the lads, lasses etc. (but mainly lads)

Loser sits on a potato dildo

Did you hear about the wedge-off the lads had last night? It was a closely contested battle!

by jackal_f33t July 5, 2023

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Babe off

A competition of a bunch of retards full of bias challenges to get the babe of their choice.

Are you ready for the babe off this weekend, if I win I'm choosing Dylan
I'm going to win the handstand part of the babe off,
I cant wait to fuck Dylan once I win the babe off
No one going to choose Vinnie if they win the babe off

by The legandary cracker. RYAN December 9, 2020

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