Nut-Burglar

A person who steals your cum after you masterbate and fall alseep.

joe: damn dude after I nutted while watching some henti. I noticed there wasent a stain on my sheets.

bob: dude I think the nut-burglar robbed you of your cum

by nutburguler April 4, 2017

Gravy nuts

When on a hot day your nuts get a thick white to off white paste that your underwear stick to. In some cases it may be watery and will soak thru the pants.

Hey bob you got any napkins I got a mean case of gravy nuts. And its stinking

by Mr rumplenuts April 20, 2017

Fear Nut

To ejaculate while in the state of being afraid. Usually occurs when someone is about to find you masturbating and you have to rub one out before they catch you.

I had a fear nut because my mom was about to walk in on me while masturbating.

by WowwhyOFTW May 2, 2017

tart nut

a dirty chocolate covered ball sack

that man has a tart nut

by snapped nbk June 15, 2017

Nut positive

When getting a nut outweighs the circumstances or repercussions of achieving said nut.

See also: nut negative

I know she’s ugly, but I would say it was an overall nut positive .

by xXDrVape420Xx December 2, 2017

nut-worthy

a person or thing that is worthy of a nut (orgasm)

damn, he sure is nut-worthy.

this cake is so nut-worthy.

by nutworthybitch December 3, 2017

anger nut

When you get so physically angry that you aroused and spontaneously nut.

I did so bad on that test, that when I got it back, I anger nutted in my pants, right on the spot.

by Big Negroid May 7, 2018